Martha

“Ready or not here I come”
- Martha Foooker

[Martha @marthafoooker]

So trying to get my day started and this came out of my @KelloggsUS cereal.

Does anyone know what this I am grossed out? @FDA

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@ESPNNBA Celts in 5

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@bigbridealguy Hey Brian, I can get these in bulk for you. DM if interested thanks

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@coach_frank5 @FantasySource_ @OSFLMain Send it!

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@Diamond___Joe @MatthewBerryTMR @Getch36 Great concept, horrible execution.

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@Diamond___Joe Welcome back habibi

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@coach_frank5 @FantasyPros @Haddadjason @OSFLMain Is it worth looking at this time?

[Daddy Vs Doctor @DaddyVsDoctor]

Pick up and drop off, the life of a Taxi Parent #ThrowBack

#SebastianManiscalco #ParentingHumor #DadHumor

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

My birthday is in September

[Diamond Joe @Diamond___Joe]

@jatin_patel3 Really hate how these dick heads are making it seem cool for dudes to carry a purse .. you have a wallet, keys, vape pen or pack of smokes. What else can you possibly have? Phone is always in hand or pocket

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@jatin_patel3 @GunnerKoerner22 @NaddenMic2 @shannonsharpeee $5 is too much to begin with on a $20 delivery order, guy prob only had a small cheese with today’s prices for that. $3 seems about right but now that’s $23 for a sm. cheese pie, getting close to @DoorDash prices here

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

WHAT A FINISH FROM ROB FONT 💥 #UFC287

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Rob Font is a DAWWWWWWWG

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

ALERT 🚨 Mount Washington observatory in New Hampshire just recorded the coldest ever windchill at -104 F (-76 C)

[Ron Harper @HARPER04_5]

@SportsCenter Get some heart or balls then soft serve 🍦 lol

[Martha @marthafoooker]

@FurysFightPicks @CalvinKattar @ufc Will be fun to watch, Cal by KO Late rd 2.

[Martha @marthafoooker]

NBA is back tonight!

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Some of these egg receipts deserve to be noted for the weekend🍳🥚
TT@ karlgtv66

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Martellus Bennett was different