Martha Rutherford

[Natalie Desrochers @ndesrochersxo]

High waisted shorts are the perfect disguise for love handles #sneakysneaky

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@tmacc11 hope your ready to get midland wasted

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Just because something tastes weird doesn't mean I won't finish the whole thing #fatkidproblems @ndesrochersxo

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

That awkward moment when you think your a way better handyman than you actually are #cantscrewinawallplate

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Who eats a convenient store hamburger? #drunkproblems @ndesrochersxo

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Getting a drink at the bar and the best song ever plays than get on the dance floor and some song comes in you never heard of...#fuckyoudj

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Girls night #gonnagetloserdrunk #barriebound @Emcc92 @meganleitch4 @LindsayLeitch @brianne_allan

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Hates being bored at work #iwannaeateverything

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@LeighAnnnnH just thought I'd mention you should bartend the bp xmas party #yourmyfavbartender

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@ndesrochersxo couldn't have said it better myself babe xo

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When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@meganleitch4. @LindsayLeitch. Why are we even friends? The only thing we have in common is drinking..

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@Emcc92 wow I am beautiful!

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Happy bestfriend day to the ugliest girl I know @brianne_allan. Love ya!

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

Thank god my girls are here @brianne_allan @nat_desrochers #lonelytweet #immaloser

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We all have a friend who is a whore.

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@LeighAnnnnH how sweet! I'm working on getting myself a car and when I do I can come see you!!

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

That awkward moment when your first in line waiting for the beer store to be open #alchy

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@LeighAnnnnH don't forget I burnt my foot! Haha good times! Wish I was smoking it with ya! Did you name it?!

[Martha Rutherford @marthamay__]

@LeighAnnnnH leigh I freakin close! And I only learned to be a chicken head from you biotch!