marthasmith (she/her)

CCO / CMO / cupcake enthusiast / petter of dogs

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

The way this wasn't already illegal...

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The House has passed a bill banning members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks in a 232-198 vote.

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

Fuck yes enjoy your life, Mom

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

My friend told me his parents want to sell everything they own, travel, enjoy retirement, and leave nothing behind for the kids. He said they’re telling him, ‘We worked for this our whole lives. We’d rather spend it making memories than leave an inheritance.’ I honestly didn’t know what to say. Do you think that’s fair?

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

@Likes_Nothing8 Down Bad girlie

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

This man.

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani says that in lieu of an arrest of Netanyahu, NYers can protest to make their outrage known.

“If anyone feels a level of frustration or opposition, protest is something that we will always respect,” Mamdani says.

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani says that in lieu of an arrest of Netanyahu, NYers can protest to make their outrage known.

“If anyone feels a level of frustration or opposition, protest is something that we will always respect,” Mamdani says.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[💗 @ma1ybe]

When I went to a male gynecologist to discuss getting a hysterectomy because of my fibroids, one of the first things he asked was, “Aren’t you afraid you’ll regret not having children?” I asked him, “Do you regret not becoming a banker?” He looked confused and said, “I never wanted to be a banker. And i said “Exactly. I’ve never wanted children”. Gtfo

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

Making it easier to ice cream bless this man

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: In a win for every ice cream lover across New York City, we will work with the state to do away with the frozen dessert permit that requires restaurants to seek out a superfluous second permit for what they’re already doing: serving food.

No more treat-sploitation, as we say.

Right now, barbershops need three licenses to cut hair: one to be a barber, one to own the shop, and one from the city on top of both.

The state of affairs is frankly anti-fade, and we will not stand for it, which is why we will work with the state to streamline these licenses as well.

And to the bingo enthusiasts out there, for too long, the potential earnings of a hot streak at bingo have been capped by arcane rules that no longer reflect how the game is actually being played.

With OPEN, DCWP will remove unnecessary regulations, including prize limits.

These are just a few of the improvements we are proud to announce today as we make it clear we are in the pocket of Big Abuela.

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

@PopBase First of all, how dare you.

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

🤯

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I just saw a video saying capitalism and slavery are so intertwined that we are still describing what “fields” we work in.

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

😢

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Breaking: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch is dead at 59 after a battle with brain cancer.
https://t.co/UStvQPOuJ2

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

TAXPAYER FUNDED GENDER AFFIRMING CARE?!?!

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

@bobbyberk Home office

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Kind of funny to see all this discourse about literacy and then catch a south park rerun from 2008 that makes extended references to and quotes shirley jackson’s the lottery. Like yeah wow people did used to read.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

@bobbyberk My dog

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[marthasmith (she/her) @marthasmith]

@PopBase It was excellent.