martha

Wife. Mom. Magatard. All posts have been approved by my husband.

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Models live in trailers too!

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I have to go bye bye again now.

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@moontruther34 It's this! My expectations were very low when I bought it but it really has helped a bunch with my insomnia and also everything else it claims to help with

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It really does help folks

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Starting a chasteberry supplement today and if this does not cure my luteal phase insomnia then I might just have to get back on the progesterone cream

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@footlightparade HBD!!

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I'm trapped in a never ending luteal phase (this happens every month)

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I didn't mean for all my supplements to be in gummy form, it just sorta happened.

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@New_E_Mom My husband and I were at same play, same night and everything. We didn't actually meet until years later!

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Spiritually I'm still a size 6. I hope that shines through in every one of my tweets. I hope you all have been visualizing me as a size 6.

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@milkandmarrow Mmmm I don't think I could do that to the ladies at my church lol. I don't think that would go over well

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How do I get out of a monthly social commitment when I have zero excuse to get out

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@mrscaew Oh I totally glazed over that part 😬 yikes

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Starting a chasteberry supplement today and if this does not cure my luteal phase insomnia then I might just have to get back on the progesterone cream

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@opheliamuses 👀

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Anytime I tell my mom about a problem I'm having her response is that everything is my fault and if I just did everything perfectly all the time then I wouldn't have any problems

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Making my injury worse just so I can feel valid at the physical therapist's office

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My house is only 500 sq ft how am I always losing stuff

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I like Chappel Roan more since she's been outed as a rich kid

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Trying to give my toddler a haircut but he won't stop jumping up and down