Marti'

[Marti' @martibrenner]

@TSA @ATLairport @mspairport Zita!!!!

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@GovTimWalz, Working out keeps me healthy to fight illness and disease. Please open health clubs soon #oneminnesota

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Thank you to @EichtensCheese for your hospitality while I waited for a tow because my @Chrysler Pacifica broke down near you and @swedestowing1 @SwedesTowing for your prompt assistance for this damsel in distress w/two 7 year olds and a GSP Dog! @PoquetAutoSales I'll call u tmrw

[Marti' @martibrenner]

Every time I open Snapchat, there's always something about @KylieJenner hiding the pregnancy she hasn't confirmed. Is it possible she's following in her 1/2 brother's footsteps and just getting fat? And, she doesn't care but everyone else does so she's hiding it? #whydowecare?

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@Target Whyyyyyyyyy?! I'm surprised my debit card alone didn't keep this D'Amico's open! I'm so sad...

#savedamicosmaplegrove
#targetmaplegrove
#TARGET

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#MNWILD

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@SamsClub Well aware, and that's why I was waiting for 10 min.

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@SamsClub I was in the door, needed to return something...can't do that on the scan and go app
(yet) is that coming??

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@SamsClub I can't RETURN an item on the scan and go app! Trust me, I use it, 99.9% of the time.

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I'm convinced @SamsClub makes you wait in line for FOREVER on purpose...

10 min and counting

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OMFG. I'm being held hostage by the Mills Fleet Farm parking garage adjacent to US Bank Stadium....25 min and counting...haven't moved...

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#k102fgl

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Worst. McDonald's. EVER. 3rd time here this week and nothing has been right. Today was the worst for errors. @McDonalds this one needs help

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#drhorton #lennar
@DRHorton why'd you remove value from your not-sold lots? @maplegrovemngov how'd you let this happen?

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#drhorton #lennar #earthday2017
@DRHorton why'd you remove value from your not-sold lots? @maplegrovemngov how'd you let this happen?

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When your @ThirtyOne purse matches your @Target cart...

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@JetsPizza what did I do wrong? These aren't the heart shaped pizzas I ordered?

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@JetsPizza what I thought I ordered...

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@cantfindmyshoe I wanna go there!! After I recover from this stomach flu....