Martin

Humour strongly based upon sarcasm.
Only here for laughs. NUFC

[Martin @martin68smith]

@DemosthenesTwin @Pontifex "Poverty is the result of low IQ" and yet here you are with enough money to enable you to access the Internet.

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@DonutJammy38614 @theroyalfactor @elonmusk Is that your best shot?
It would take more than you to upset me.

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@fabianschaer @NUFC I was really worried when I saw that tackle on you last night.
I hope you get better soon.

[Martin @martin68smith]

@AshfordAu @TheVivekTomar @elonmusk Why would your incompetent, racist storm troopers be bothering someone in New Delhi?

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@DonutJammy38614 @theroyalfactor @amanbhogal @elonmusk So, according to you, all Muslims wear a suicide vest do they?
Do the UK a favour and stay in Iceland. We don't need your sort here.

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@EmilieDiChrist1 @simonmaechling We have everything you have, except the idiotic idea that everyone must carry a gun to be safe.
Maybe that is part of the reason our children can go to school and expect to return home safely each day.

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@Stan_Gualtieri @simonmaechling In my experience; never!
I have not seen any evidence of it where I live and my community is very multicultural.

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@MaryPapals54309 @simonmaechling Hahahahaha get out of here.

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@hobbs_joe34741 @simonmaechling Perfectly fine.
I'm not sure just what rubbish you are being spoon fed over there, but freedom of speech is alive and well over here.

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@friendly1776 @simonmaechling Europe is a continent you fool.
We are not French, but we class France, along with the rest of Europe as our neighbours and friends.
At the moment, the United States of Aggravation is struggling to find one friendly nation outside of Russia.
MAGA = Make America Go Away.

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@trussliz I don't think anyone cares what the shortest serving, and most useless, ex PM has to say.

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@brunoog97 Happy birthday captain

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@exitthelemming I am so sorry for your loss.
My sincere condolences to you and your family.

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@ninalikom 0 because it is AI (check the text on the box on the table).

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@Royston56428882 Best of luck Roy, keep fighting mate

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@BBCBreaking No reporting on the passing of Graham Fenton, the lead singer of the group Matchbox, who were a big part of the late 1970's/early 1980's rockabilly revival?
Their 'Rockabilly rebel' track was in the top 20 hit in 1979.
Surely he deserves at least one mention.

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@Keir_Starmer Oi, 2 tier, why don't you just admit that you are a Tory in a red cloak, resign the prime minister post, and cross the floor to be with the rest of your blue pals? You are useless, the sooner you go, the better we will all be.

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@CallumWilson We are going to miss you. Best of luck for the future.

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@canary_63 @Rainmaker1973 Have you ever had a cold?
Has anyone you know had chickenpox, mumps, or measles?
These are ALL caused by viruses.
I doubt you know anyone who has polio or smallpox because, guess what, we were all vaccinated.

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@Keir_Starmer Reinstate the winter fuel payments for pensioners!
You are as bad, if not worse, than Margaret Thatcher when she cancelled free school milk, which had a very detrimental effect on children's health, which is beginning to impact the NHS now.
Think on!