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a local predatory bird

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babyss can have a leeeeeeeeetle shotgun to the roof of my mouth

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I’m Literally trying So Hard costar please let me breathe😭😭

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on GOD bro, i PROMISE you, i hate myself more than anyone else ever could

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@xoxo_ylatan Cringe

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@james_ebo @harkshetweets And really was the joke funny or was watching people be hurt by it funny

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@james_ebo @harkshetweets Real comedy isn’t punching down for cheap laughs

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@james_ebo @harkshetweets Comedy IS for everyone, humor is a universal language. Delegitimizing victims’ lived experience under the guise of “just being funny” and “pushing boundaries” is not comedy, it’s overcompensating for personal insecurity

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@xoxo_ylatan @kpbear bruh under what circumstances can you “hehe” domestic violence like Please do some self assessment

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feel like a man living the female experience these days

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the current set of circumstances in which I find myself? diminishing returns. ima have to say no chief

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if bears so scary explain this

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weather conditions similar to a neglected indoor plant these days

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the lunchable to charcuterie pipeline

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respectfully ? i would love to devour that bootyhole babe

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gave up my window seat for a child who wanted to sit by his dad. it’s like WE GET IT YOU HAVE A FATHER AND I DON’T big whoop.

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self identified silly goose vibes

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something abt gabagool

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a modest proposal but instead of irish children it’s nepo babies