Martina Harford

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Why cant my life be as on point as my eyeliner? 🤔

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

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[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Leg and bum day 😍

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

My face unlocks Chantelle’s Face ID, I am not ok with this

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Start my new job, going to be very strange not seeing the girls faces daily 💔

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

@JemmaMowatt Thank you, cannot wait till I am up to tell you all about it!!!

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Talking with my little checks today makes me so excited to start my new job and have a fresh start! 🦷🦷

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

British tabloids need to be put out of business

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

@R0seBurden You do the rota 🤣

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

It’s 00:45 and I have only just finished reading a book thinking it’s 10 😂

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

According to rose Germany won the war 😂 I can’t

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

To the prick that scratched my car at Tesco, go fuck yourself!

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Why is cow print becoming a thing, already the size of a cow! Don’t need any more help ta!

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Not even a week into the year 🙃

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Love coming home from a night shift and being locked out 😂

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

The fact that me and Chantelle can guess what movie I am watching from a whistle 😂 says it all really

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

@R0seBurden And you want to spend Christmas with me 🎄😉

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

If @LadBabyOfficial don’t get Christmas number 1, I will be disappointed in the UK!

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Is it acceptable to drive an hour to the sea side to go for a run?? Asking for a friend?

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

I want Jeremy Kyle back 💔

[Martina Harford @martinah99]

Fake tan smell 😍