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@camivyupdated If you had shown me this video two years ago I would’ve had a fucking panic attack

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Me when I have a friend

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Deleted Hinge to try to talk to people I know in real life. Realizing now I might just actually die a lonely pervert

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

just got a current 93 themed blow job

[joey @joboduj]

yea ima LARP. lit ass retard, playaaa!

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Cause when I talk to you on the phone well it’s just like being alone

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Turned 20 and started resonating with Spencer Shay

[gigglefart @sparklebunee]

The first thing id show aliens if they landed here

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10 months ago I had two girls fighting over me at the bar and now I’m alone just tweeting in my room. Awesome

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These look like off brand wired headphones you get on a road trip after forgetting your Apple ones at home and then two hours in the audio cuts out in the right ear

[ؘ @lovrhode]

HELLO SKYLRK WIRED HEADPHONES

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And then I bought an $11 squishy at one of those fujoshi stores

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The employee at sunglass hut told me i looked familiar and then stared at me like this the entire time i was trying on raybans and then he said it a second time so i just left

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@Wish_emwell Herstory repeats itself.

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Does anyone wantto talk to me about Ivy Wolk and Cameron winter situationship or should I probably log off for a bit

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How about 8 inches and thick

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I’ve never been to the beach or eaten a sandwich

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Call me when you’re feeling down
Call me when he’s not around
Call me let’s get out this town
You know I’m down

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A minimum wage job application requiring a cover letter is like a chopped dude having high standards

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I know it’s not socially acceptable to tell your loved ones in relationships that they can do better but it should be