First time on the BART and i'm immediately seated across from an arcteryx hypebeast doing chin ups while watching a propped up phone set to a MACD indicator
tired: Ebert’s cinema as an “empathy machine”
wired: Yugoslavian writer Monny de Boully’s cinema as “a chariot of desire: an air-carriage powered by sexually starved eagles”
Sumerian dating tip: call your crush your well-watered lettuce, your shaded garden of the desert, your grain lovely in beauty in its furrow. He will not be able to resist
Cursed with the appalachian variant of the tim allen santa clause problem where no matter how meticulously i shave i'll end up with a goatee 5 hours later
Ibiza scene report:
Thursday, 3AM - Silently watch an electrical storm illuminate the isla de es vedrà
Friday, 3AM - In the bathroom of EDEN trying to remove the residue of self-tanner, foundation and mascara smeared on my shirt by newcastle's finest
@xoxoabbyxoxox Favorite part is when the slovenian version of Mad magazine goofs their way into almost starting an extremely bloody war for sovereignty
When i was in new york for a month i would interject "i'm good with not knowing about this" in every situation where someone seemed like they were about to divulge a particularly sordid piece of gossip and everytime, without hesitation, they would tell me anyway