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Gog/magog

[martin @martinanders0n]

First time on the BART and i'm immediately seated across from an arcteryx hypebeast doing chin ups while watching a propped up phone set to a MACD indicator

[martin @martinanders0n]

@sowaasays Please tell me it's not farmer in the deli bc then i'd have to do something bad

[martin @martinanders0n]

@THIRDLOOKintern But what are your throughts on The Wire?

[martin @martinanders0n]

Not a zoom bris at 6pm on valentine's day

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

tired: Ebert’s cinema as an “empathy machine”

wired: Yugoslavian writer Monny de Boully’s cinema as “a chariot of desire: an air-carriage powered by sexually starved eagles”

[martin @martinanders0n]

Every time i see a video of paglia talking i get shocked by how much she sounds sounds like a femme quentin tarantino

[Marina @shamshi_adad]

Sumerian dating tip: call your crush your well-watered lettuce, your shaded garden of the desert, your grain lovely in beauty in its furrow. He will not be able to resist

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

they finally made a shark tank in light language for starseeds

[martin @martinanders0n]

It's important to acknowledge that i (technically) have been nominated for an emmy and i (accidentally) have landed a tre flip

[Glenney @brianglenney]

Is Tim Robinson the only #emmy winner who can tre flip?

[martin @martinanders0n]

Cursed with the appalachian variant of the tim allen santa clause problem where no matter how meticulously i shave i'll end up with a goatee 5 hours later

[martin @martinanders0n]

Ibiza scene report:
Thursday, 3AM - Silently watch an electrical storm illuminate the isla de es vedrà
Friday, 3AM - In the bathroom of EDEN trying to remove the residue of self-tanner, foundation and mascara smeared on my shirt by newcastle's finest

[blade study intern @THIRDLOOKintern]

I wrote a story about freelance art journalism for no reason lol

https://t.co/YW7Y0rww2z

[martin @martinanders0n]

@bbbeeccaa @whateverr_r I've been keeping the balsamic / la croix tweet in my bookmarks so i don't forget to try it

[martin @martinanders0n]

Candyflipping is when i drink 4 beers and then cry to a lana del rey song right after crying to an adam sandler movie

[martin @martinanders0n]

@xoxoabbyxoxox Favorite part is when the slovenian version of Mad magazine goofs their way into almost starting an extremely bloody war for sovereignty

[martin @martinanders0n]

Ladies and gentlemen

[martin @martinanders0n]

'No results found for "delacroix's la liberté guidant le peuple big titty deviantart".'

[martin @martinanders0n]

@NicoleGoodkind Not trying to be anti-gossip, this is just a psa

[martin @martinanders0n]

When i was in new york for a month i would interject "i'm good with not knowing about this" in every situation where someone seemed like they were about to divulge a particularly sordid piece of gossip and everytime, without hesitation, they would tell me anyway