mars | ˚♡ ⋆｡ ༄

hold my hand we can slow dance away our lives #chaseatlantic

[mars | ˚♡ ⋆｡ ༄ @martinatwt]

you like chase atlantic? ok kiss me rn

[andrianaシ @BOTTEGAHOENETA]

see what happens to people who read books:

[hel b nasty☆٩(о´∀`о)و☆ @p3achcakegirl]

you could search your own tweet word for word and this dumb ass app will say no results

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

If I were a guy I would probably be getting boners for anything. Like that first bite into a fresh baked croissant would have me #BRICKED

[Brisco @mustseetb_]

This is why I love Twitter because you really have to be on here to know these jokes lmao

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

hate liars.

[jess @luvjessicablair]

Heard someone say “7 years ago” and my mind went “2013!”

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

i fucking love this app

[christian @cpweissmann]

and that’s why i’m a fortune teller

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[kwite alt @kwitebruh]

its that time again, send me some of the craziest AO3 author's notes youve seen out there

[Campanulla Fae 🪴🌌🍁 @deepcoraldragon]

@kwitebruh an all-time favorite

[EnderGuppy 🚦🎗️ @EnderGuppy]

@kwitebruh

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

We gotta start being honest man. This is why shame is needed in society.

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

I have Americans in my DMs threatening to call ICE on me and have me deported…I don’t know whats funnier…the fact that Im a Canadian with a UK dual citizenship or that I’m living in Spain and far from their jurisdiction