Martindyson

[Martindyson @martindyson]

@JohnCleese Surely this isn’t real?

[Martindyson @martindyson]

@Ed_Miliband Oh my god, you are really bad at your new role too ffs 🤦‍♂️

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks https://t.co/mRWHMOKn4F

[Martindyson @martindyson]

@BGatesIsaPyscho @Ed_Miliband

[Martindyson @martindyson]

@Ed_Miliband Arson lol, no one believes you 🤦‍♂️

[Martindyson @martindyson]

@UEFA Yes UEFA, completely agree, and it seems the FA do too. I’m sure the euros will remove the hydration break nonsense, and get back proper tournement football ⚽️⚽️⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👏

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

She doesn't want to offend anyone

Or lose their votes....

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The Law is very important, but we mustn't use it to offend people

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I'm afraid that I can find no reason to trust this man

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

A blazing Sammy Woodhouse exposes a @GMB producer who told her not to mention the race or religion of the Pakistani Muslim men who raped and trafficked thousands of girls like Sammy.
Exactly why the monsters got away with it for so long!

[Toby Young @toadmeister]

According to Keir Starmer, a teenager doesn’t have the judgement to scroll through Instagram without state supervision, but does have the judgement to pick the next government. We are governed by idiots, says Clive Pinder. https://t.co/e7yEy87M7q

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

The Prime Minister told @GBNEWS that conversations of two-tier policing are “undermining” their work.

I think that sounds a bit like gaslighting when it’s written in black and white in the NPCC code.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Amid all the predictable seething jealousy and bitter resentment to this news, I’d like to congratulate @elonmusk on an astounding achievement. He’s got there by being the most driven, creative, hard-working and ambitious business genius in history. Salut, Elon! 👏👏

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

On the day America celebrated the IPO of its biggest space company, Britain found out its government is banning underfloor heating.

The decline of our country is not inevitable, it is the choice of the rotten political class.

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

I’m dying of laughter 😆 @owenjonesjourno has bottled it.

What a WET WIPE.

I’ll put all these posts up on my show at 9pm tonight and the nation can have a good laugh at his expense instead.

He’s got a big gob hiding behind his block button on X, but can’t come on TV say why it’s a “heinous injustice” to lock up violent terrorist group supporting criminals? Gosh I wonder why…

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Fact check:

1. Owen you’re already a loser

2. We are an Ofcom regulated and defined news channel

3. We are pro-free speech, unlike yourself who has blocked half of Twitter, including me

4. I have the highest rated news show on Saturday evening 🏆 (it starts in 30 mins, everyone is welcome)

Happy Birthday to Britains Number 1 news channel, they’re so rattled because we’re winning.

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

Shame it’s only 6 years

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

One of them smashed a police officer’s spine with a hammer

[Alexander Hall @AEHALL1983]

Owen Jones is going to be furious when he learns what Owen Jones once said

[Michelle Dewberry @MichelleDewbs]

Our government seems more bothered about stopping people seeing bad stuff happening, then it does about stopping the bad stuff happening.

It is said bad stuff which is inciting disorder. Trying to hide it from people will make things worse, not better.

It blows my mind that in moments like this, instead of thinking “right, we really need to stop the issues giving people cause for concern’ this government instead thinks ‘what we need to do, is control people even further’…

Absolutely clueless.