Martin Freznell

Writer. 90% coffee and cat hair. Poet.

[Martin Freznell @martinfreznell]

https://t.co/PQsFj7VJLJ

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@TheFigen_ the Light Bulb

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@historyinmemes his hair turned invisible?!

#MindBlown

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@GinaUrso It travels back in time, to the moment of it's conception.

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@MarkHamill @utahbug Not yet!!! Omg, Mark, Too soon!!

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@KEdge23 🤣

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@KEdge23 As a casual observer of the downward trend of all things Britain, I can safely add, with confidence, that your, sir, are a moron and should just really stop talking. But, please, continue.

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@elliott_downing How is it possible this Lucky Luke villain looking mofo is still around?! He got caught pant down, nickers in a bundle, right? Ewwww. Fuck this planet.

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I'm going to stay away from this place. Good luck.

[Alex Micati @Alex_Micati]

https://t.co/m6qZDqAk6g

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@Alex_Micati Honestly, I kinda feel the same way.

My tweets reach, like 6 people, who don't interact with me. Well, except you, but you're out.

Smart man. :D

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@hwinkler4real Is that a fish you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

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@Amberfyre @Alex_Micati I turned it upside down, for the win!

[💀💀💀MUSE💀💀💀 @halogirl22]

Sadly,we don’t always know the depths of someone’s depression until it is too late. 🥺 May I please have even 1 friend to copy and re-post? I am trying to demonstrate someone is listening.
Just one.
Anyone

#PTSDAwarenessMonth

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Also: why are the covers assorti?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i have so many questions

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@laurcunn That's topping F/beta9.
Condiments cost extra.

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@briancebuhl Don't you be putting yourself down now, Sweets. That's my job.

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@briancebuhl "Oh, hello, Brian. Lovely to see you. Mwa mwa!
Love the shoes!! Very... brave, my man."

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@OddNMacabre Zzzzzzip.

"Hey what th--"

"Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhh"

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@Alex_Micati jup