Martin Paul Kilbane

Internet sketch writer/star and aspiring comedian. Prince of Geeks

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

Hey you, did you know you can find me elsewhere?

https://t.co/bC4KiAepo0

[2ndHandWho @2ndHandWho]

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND -

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

@Emrayfo @DavidSp1635114 “No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dry!”

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

I’m MartinKilbane on threads.

Take that blue sky with your elitist invites.

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

Waiting for blue sky’s.

“Actually it’s blue SKIES.”

Is it?

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

@aureylian Have you seen some of Dana Howl’s vids on YouTube? She really has inspiring vids about throwing out usual colour patterns for minis, like vapourwave Nighthaunt https://t.co/bfV7Ktoii6

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

All of Twitter right now (if you know, you know).

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

I remember watching this at the time, and I wanted Big Ron to help the Doctor.

I showed it my wife a few months back, and my hopes didn’t change.

[ɢᴀᴠɪɴ @WhosThatGav]

VOTE NOW*

*don't

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

Alright, just to put you all on notice here; I painted a fence on Wednesday, washed a car today.

That means I’m basically a black belt in Miyagi-do karate. So no messing, right.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Oh no, just like the Manic Street Preachers warned us

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

@TheMattCardona Can I say Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, as the figures we got were terrible.

[Quill18 @quill18]

In case one of you somehow DON'T already have @StellarisGame, it's free to play this weekend (and 75% off in general). https://t.co/5hzZO2NDQV

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

What the hell @paramountplus?

I was really looking forward to the second season too, the first was excellent.

[io9 @io9]

Star Trek: Prodigy Has Been Cancelled—and Will Be Removed From Paramount+ https://t.co/0iI6b0O6Su

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

E3 has been canceled for 2024 and 2025.

https://t.co/YKB6seSocE

[Derrick Hayes @LetsGoHayes_]

People who lived in the 90s & earlier, instead of using a phone before going to bed what did you do? Just sleep??

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

NEW: Commons leader Penny Mordaunt confirms there will be a free vote on the privileges committee’s report on Monday on an amendable motion. Battle royal ahead.

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

@NylaRoseBeast

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Always worth reminding people that you don’t actually HAVE to call them “Sir…” or “Lord..” because we don’t actually live in Fairy-tale Land, and they should grow up and stop giving themselves silly prizes and expecting the rest of us to play along.

[Martin Paul Kilbane @MartinKilbane]

Everyone’s reporting this headline, but I didn’t realise Bill Murray and Kelis had changed their names to Bill Murray, 72 and Kelis, 43.

Must save a lot of confusion for their namesakes.

[Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed @GhostbustersSU]

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