Martin Lynch

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate

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I had forgotten about this. What an advert!

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@britneyfanclub The one day you leave it at home!

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@angrypiln Finally "weir safety experts" has been surpassed!

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Whatever happens tonight, may the best team lose.

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@HertsArchives Could it be here? https://t.co/J8bKJAPE8P

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@PastPostcard I'm guessing this guy got sacked as a coach driver

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@evernote It must be interesting watching most of your user base evaporate. Terrible, short-sighted and greedy business decision. As a user for 13 years, I might've even considered paying a small amount to keep all my notes. Bye 👋

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@alistaircoleman This is definitely something they say in Cornwall when they don't believe you.

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@DuolingoStrange

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@russty_russ It's a shame there wasn't a BAFTA for special visual effects back then

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@PastPostcard ....PARK LIFE!

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@PastPostcard It's so good I would endorse it.

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@RexMartin @Place2Be Suggestion from Thomas (8). A penguin and a panda playing Uno in a bamboo forest!

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@PastPostcard ...and the rest of the door staff are behaving themselves.

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@samuelpepys If someone offers to have you into their buttery, say no!

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If you fall over on the ice at the age of 45 did you "stack it" or did you "have a fall" #AskingForAFriend

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@stalbansmuseums @HertsArchives Clarence Park. Is that the photographer's silhouette creeping in there? Great photo!

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@samuelpepys HNY Sammy boy. 1660 all over again?

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Anyone disputing Pelé as the greatest needs to remember he once scored a bicycle kick against Germany in Nazi occupied France whilst being injured! #legend

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Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.