Martin Malone

NH horse racing, France, fine wine, unexpectedly good restaurants, current affairs, betting on reality TV, law, in that order.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Oh Nige…….

[Simon Calder @SimonCalder]

First ultra-long-haul nonstop flight from Sydney will be London Heathrow – not New York.
10,573-mile ‘Project Sunrise’ service takes off October 2027, says Vanessa Hudson, CEO of Qantas.

[United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UtdArts1]

When a ref’s standing waiting for a TV producer to tell him when he's allowed to restart a game, you've stopped running a football tournament & started running an ad break with football in between.

Sad thing is, the Premier League is watching & learning🤦‍♂️

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Totally unhinged lunatic. Just look at his face at the end. An angry psychopath wrecking this country. https://t.co/WGioUEY1SN

[Igor Sushko @igorsushko]

Ireland is a Russian colony in plain sight.
Russian mafioso Oleg Deripaska controls the colony.
Russians extract 67,000 tons of alumina per month from their colony and send it back to Russia to build weapons.
That's 83% of total production of Ireland.

[David Wolpe @RabbiWolpe]

People have been writing me asking if Rabbis should be permitted to use AI to write sermons. The clear answer is no, they should steal from other rabbis, as our forefathers have always done. Amen.

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...

[Paul Hutcheon @paulhutcheon]

The Daily Record’s splash - Nicola Sturgeon as Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

[Martin Malone @martinmalone]

Excellent

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

Well it's all kicking off on the right.
Christopher Harborne is suing Ben Habib for defamation.
Nigel Farage is begging Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain to withdraw from the Makerfield by-election.
Farage and Elon Musk are handbags at dawn.
.....absolutely delicious.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Despite the best efforts of an increasingly ridiculous and breathless political media class that gets excited over the tiniest most inconsequential nothing burger, Reform have done less well than predicted, the Green surge is flaccid and patchy, and none of it means much at all.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

already losing my mind at how they’re going to spell Myha’la’s name at the round table…

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Yes, because you now have two homes.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Never ask a question you don’t want an answer to!!

[Alex Taylor @AlexTaylorNews]

This👇is quite extraordinary, showing how much Trump is uniting Europeans on all sides 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 him

Elly Schlein, Leader of Italy's largest opposition party, (herself 50/50🇮🇹🇺🇸) furiously condemns Trump's attacks on her opponent Meloni. The whole Chamber stands up to applaud the whole time. My English s/t👇

"Italy is a free and sovereign country. Our Constitution is clear - Italy repudiates war. No foreign Head of State has the right to attack, threaten or disrespect our country or government. We are opponents in this Chamber, but we are all Italian citizens and Italian MPs. We are asking for unanimous condemnation of these attacks and threats"

[Nick Cohen @NickCohen4]

Magyar isn't hanging around

[Ahmet Köseler @koseleratolye]

Biri robotlar ve yapay zeka dünyayı ele geçirecek mi dedi 🙄

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

The Sheriff Bart strategy!

[Timeform @Timeform]

🟢🟡 I AM MAXIMUS produces the 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴-𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 in Timeform's history, running to a Timeform rating of 171.

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