Martin Wake

Online etidor and corpywioter.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Visa is doing marketing consults (see pinned!) @visakanv]

Prophet: ok i'm gonna blow ur fuckin mind are u ready

Disciples: yes

Prophet: love people

Disciples: [writing down] be a cop, got it

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@daveweigel These replies are blatant Vince Clarke erasure

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@anon_opin https://t.co/3KOPIbDf8U

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DESPERADO WHY DONT YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY DONT BE A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@BiddleeeW The rap in Prince’s Alphabet Street: “Did she tell you Lovesexy was the glam of them all?”

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@BigMeanInternet Strangers on a Train = Do Revenge = several others in between

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@mkrupin13 @dieworkwear This is of course made to measure not “bespoke” in the strict sense.

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@mkrupin13 @dieworkwear Modern US equivalent is about $1250, and Burton’s was advertising this as surprisingly cheap.

In the war under rationing a man’s suit would cost about half his total annual clothing allowance (26 coupons out of 48): https://t.co/68pU9F0Cba.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

https://t.co/DqFJtu9IFN

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@dieworkwear That poor man doesn’t smile once, not even when his mum brings him a nice breakfast

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@BoredElonMusk I think you’re describing a savings & loan (aka building society)? Mutually owned by its members.

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@nikitabier @dieworkwear Clarks is a British company and most of their production happens in Asia https://t.co/UnCILoyref

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@dieworkwear I think RuPaul once said “We’re born naked, everything else is drag”

[Ed Balls @edballs]

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[Angela Carter Online @AngelaCarterFan]

Happy birthday to one of the most imaginative, innovative, and fearless writers. Angela Carter was #BOTD in 1940, wrote nine novels, over forty short stories, a large body of essays, screenplays and radio plays, and more. Often controversial but always engaging, and much missed.

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@bikesnobnyc and also why would you quote the weight of the crankset with one of the cranks taken off

[Martin Wake @martinwake]

@Leytonrocks @Britflicks @thepigeonshrine @FrightFest @TrussAaron @CloutComCoUk @MistyMoonEvents I recognise that title!