Marty Jones

Conspiracy theorist-Minority disliker

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Think she does charters? #rackattack

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Drinking a surfside at highschool grad party, should I go talk to the recent graduates?

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: You just got hired at JPMorgan

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Once again I find myself, sitting at work, contemplating my life, when did it go wrong? Was it the 2 DUI or the 3 aggravated assault charges? On the flip side just order the monkeys some fried chicken for lunch! WHOS THE BEST BOSS? I AM!!

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

This tournament is supposed to portray the class and elegance of golf and we got this monkey wearing gym clothes. #shrink

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

My grandfather dressed up as the Easter bunny today

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Went home with no girl. Time to start going home with absolutely fat fucking whales.#settlement #plymouthrock

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sitting through a live Chainsmokers show between Final Four games while we drone strike villages in Iran.

[Pigman @jbdammitt]

Crazy edit

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Me in the corner of the bar because I’m scared of talking to women

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Me to the bouncers after @ArthurWattSr90 gets kicked out of the bar for telling a girl he is going to do things to her

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

@NCAAWrestling @CowboyWrestling Love to see refs rob kids of everything they work for

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

How I’ll be moving when this whore shows up tonight. Im going to bust in her very quick.

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Looking to hop on Eros tonight, wife’s out of town with the kids. I wonder if Hampton, SC even has any ladies on Eros? Might have to pay extra to get a bitch from Charleston or Columbia to drive out here. I’m feeling dangerous like doo doo brown, I MIGHT GET ME A BLACK!

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

What if we never brought slavery to America? Would the blacks ever come here or would they stay in Africa? #MAGA

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

Took a trip to Toronto back in the day, hit the massage parlor above the Reebok store. Great massage… it did have a happy ending. You know who didn’t have a happy ending? Canadas hockey teams, it’s alright they will be joining the great USA soon. Do your thing Trump!!

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

With that being said from my last tweet, those damn Mexicans do make some good tacos, let’s deport them all besides the big booty Latinas those bitches make good tacos! #gringo

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

At work right now, keep seeing these damn clips of bad bunny, who even is this guy. Not American! We need to take back our country, it’s over run by these liberal pussies. Back in my day me and my boys would silence those who spoke against us.#realamerican #KidRockHalftime

[Marty Jones @martjones18]

You ever realize dr.martin Luther king jr has the name doc and mart in his name