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[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

Claude: You’re out of usage. Buy extra credits to continue.
Me:buys extra credits.
Claude:“Now wait 5 hours.”
Support: “Exactly, the credits increase your limit, not your allowance.”
Me:What?
Support: As designed, no refund!
nice UX: pay now, understand later or dont. @claudeai

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@petruspennanen @YourAnonOne Good idea, you’d need to manage the vector though so you wouldn’t just end up spinning. Regarding just blowing out in one direction, you’d also need to inhale which would cancel out the momentum, unless you turn your head.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

☕️😁 Spanish orchestra performs “Espresso Macchiato”

The Grupo Talía orchestra released a video of their performance at Madrid’s National Concert Hall.

Together with the Talía choir, the musicians played “Espresso Macchiato” by Estonian artist Tommy Cash, one of the Eurovision 2025 winners who took third place.

The concert, titled Eurocanción Sinfónica, featured symphonic adaptations of the best Eurovision songs.

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

https://t.co/7GI8YmENPp Tallinna filmilinnak … Kellele seda linnakut tehakse? Serveritele?

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Nope. AI will never work.

This is the current state of the art AI generated Video. Yup. it’s officially nuts.

1 week ago people told me we are year away. now this. I’m calling it.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🤯 Asia’s richest man is helping the Kremlin wage war on Ukraine — and he’s doing it through Estonia

Mukesh Ambani, the Indian billionaire and owner of Reliance Industries, has emerged as the architect of a sanctions-busting scheme for Russia. His company processes a third of all Russian oil shipped to India. That means billions of dollars are flowing straight into the Kremlin — funding weapons and the army.

In the winter of 2022/2023, when Russia’s economy was on the brink of collapse and the Kremlin’s budget had a $21.2 billion hole, Ambani activated his sanctions-dodging scheme. Through a network of shadow traders in the Persian Gulf and Hong Kong, his company began buying up Russian oil at a discount. Billions soon poured into Moscow.

The irony: Ambani is a digital resident of Estonia. This status gives him access to the European financial system and EU tax benefits — while directly supporting Russia’s war machine. Tallinn, despite its hardline anti-Kremlin stance and major aid to Kyiv, has so far stayed silent on the scandal and has not revoked Ambani’s e-residency.

Kyiv, however, is demanding action: MP Mykhailo Sokolov has appealed to Ukraine’s Security Service, calling for sanctions against Ambani and Reliance Industries. His position is clear: “Ukraine must act firmly and decisively against anyone who directly or indirectly helps the aggressor.”

For now, as Tallinn remains silent, the “Ambani scheme” keeps supplying the Kremlin with cash, microchips, and technology for new missiles and drones.

⤵️
https://t.co/CFa6nlv2WI

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

Eksitav reklaam - Linnateatri pileteid ei ole ju võimalik osta :) Sama kasulik nagu tantsupeo reklaam. Asjad, mida osta pole võimalik.

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

Tantsupeo *peaproovi* piletid olid 8 minutiga läinud.
11.55 ootan
12.00 avaneb
12.05 pääsen järjekorrast sisse
12.07 kui olin kohad välja valinud olid kõik juba otsas :)

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@Martinlaineolen @Pana_thinaikos

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@Martinlaineolen @Pana_thinaikos Harva kui ma Varroga nõustun, aga see ei olnud kõige teravam stunt. AI’ga läks 2 minutit et mitu teravamat versiooni teha:

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@rinalu_ It would have been liberation if you had left afterwards, not raped, killed and repressed for 50 years.

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

Why the Balts hate May 9.

World War II started with a handshake between Stalin and Hitler in 1939 — the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. In secret, they carved up Eastern Europe. Poland was split. The Baltics were assigned to Stalin.

Then came the invasions. Nazis from the west, Soviets from the east. Hitler struck first on Sept 1, 1939. Stalin came in from the east on Sept 17. Poland was erased.

In 1940, it was our turn. Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania were occupied without a shot. Our governments were dismantled, our officers executed, our flags taken down, our people sent to Siberia.

In a single year, tens of thousands disappeared. Soldiers, teachers, farmers, mothers, children — anyone seen as a potential threat to Soviet control. Some were shot. Many froze to death in cattle cars on the way to the Gulag.

This was before the Nazis even arrived.

Then Came Hitler. Then Stalin Again.

In 1941, when Hitler betrayed Stalin and pushed east, many in the Baltics thought maybe — maybe — we’d get our countries back. That didn’t happen. Many locals were then forced to fight for the Nazis. Not because they loved Hitler, but because it seemed like the only way to avoid Soviet return.

Enemy of your enemy is your friend, right?

Later, when the Soviets pushed Hitler back and re-occupied us in 1944, the same thing happened in reverse. Men were dragged into the Red Army — sometimes the very same people who had fought for the Germans the year before. It wasn’t heroism. It was survival.

And let’s be clear: Stalin’s return wasn’t peace. It was purges, censorship, russification, more deportations, more fear. The mass graves didn’t stop.

To us, Stalin wasn’t a liberator. He was a partner in Hitler’s crimes.

Nazis sent people to concentration camps. Soviets sent them to Gulags.
Nazis erased cultures. Soviets erased identities.
Both used forced labor, propaganda, torture, and fear as tools of control.

This is why we don’t put flowers on Soviet tanks. Why May 9 is a day of mourning, not celebration.

And when Russians tomorrow march under the old red flag shouting “We defeated fascism,” we hear something different. We hear denial. Arrogance. A refusal to acknowledge what Stalin did to us.

Two empires used our land, our people, our lives as pawns in their fight for power.
And one of them stuck around for 50 years, calling it peace and liberation.

So no, we don’t see WWII the same way as Russians. We never will.

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@petite_michelle Fun fact: English and Russian languages are related, but Estonian and Russian are not.

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@BRICSinfo Putins German is as bad as the guys who’s asking :)
Hint, the guy asking has a horrible accent (hard to say if Russian or smth else).

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

Truth Social is the Bloomberg of this twisted timeline

[Tõnu Runnel @runnel]

1. Crash the stock market
2. Let your friends buy the mother of all dips
3. Change the policy, let the markets recover and help your friends cash in billions

Not bad for a bankrupt casino manager. What about another round?

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@front_ukrainian Actually that applies to all non-EU citizens, including US and UK.
Only citizens of the EU can vote in local elections, and only citizens of Estonia can vote in national elections

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@ElonMuskAOC Free healthcare

[Märt Kelder @MartKelder]

@andreaskaju wtf, mul ainult head mälestused - väga põhjalik ja sõbralik.