Ekspressi tänane lugu oleks võinud kanda pealkirja/liidi: Uurisime pikalt! Kaitseametnikud lähevad pärast teenistust tööle kaitsesektorisse! No wrongdoing suspected!
Aga muidugi ei ilmu kunagi ühtegi selliselt sissejuhatatud lugu, vaid ikka pasaämber kaela kõigile.
Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.
NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.
And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works.
Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse.
This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.
The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit.
Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
🔒Uus #maailmanaba episood väljas: Iraani sõda - kes murdub esimesena?
Saates vaatame otsa Trumpi võimalustele sõjast välja tagurdada, uurime kuidas konflikt mõjutab USA sisepoliitikat, Ühendriikide suhteid Euroopaga ja NATO tulevikku.
Kuula saadet siit:
https://t.co/NA7X8QZf4f
@Kalshi Terrible idea. Meta has almost 100,000 employees so if they cut 20,000 of them the hospitals will be overrun. Especially if they’re planning on cutting them in places where they’ll need stitches or even worse, surgery
üldiselt võiks poliitikasse sisenemise pauk olla suurem kui sealt lahkumise jumakas ja kindlasti võiks poliitikas oldud aja mõju olla suurem kui sealt lahkumisega taodeldav mõju
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Trump has won the ideological battle with Europe. If a generation of Europeans hadn’t blinded themselves to this hard but necessary truth, the world, the EU and the transatlantic relationship would be better off.
The Chinese foreign minister has been on the phone with his Iranian counterpart.
Who buys more Qatari LNG than anyone else? China.
Who buys more Persian Gulf oil than anyone else? China.
Who buys all -- yes, all -- the Iranian oil? China
Estonia is closely following the situation in the Middle East. We are in contact with our embassies.
We have always said that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon and have expressed our concerns about its destabilizing actions and the threat it poses.
Estonia calls on all parties to show restraint and avoid further escalation for the sake of regional and global security and stability, as well as the protection of civilians.