Martles Movies, Reviews & Satire

Martles is your one stop for EVERYTHING. Movies, music, books, and soon will have interviews. You name it I have it! Married to @allebrandi

[Martles Movies, Reviews & Satire @Martles3]

Looking for your next Sci-fi read? Check out my book series: REMIX

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[M.KEY$UN @ManuIntiraymi]

Star Trek Empethy Vs. Death Disease & Greed
Please check out my GoFundMe Page which has three links to campaigns
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Please Help My Wife 1st
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& Then A Son’s Promise:
https://t.co/sVr8p2MpXw to help me stop my father from destroying more of my Mother’s memory by not honoring her final wish. Instead he’s said he will fight her will.
Finally my Mom’s last Goal on her campaign: https://t.co/JAGPFLn87j
we managed to stay away from the abuser, & give her a lovely last six months. Lastly, we are only $1800 away from getting to do a celebration of life for friends and her entire extended family including GoFundMe Red Birds & Everyone.
I’d been trying to keep up with my Mom’s Glioblastoma (brain cancer) but after she died even though my father’s threatening my inheritance, I flew back to CO to check on my wife and in-laws, and tonight Valerie either had another heart attack, or a seizure and she’s back in the ER at Penrose main in CO! 😡
We need Good vibes & Prayers please.
And a 5K ambulance bill. Be love ❤️

Please donate and share, these campaigns, as without you we’d be lost. I can’t begin to express in words the love I feel from you all. Especially when I thought this was almost over. Thank you for your continued support.

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Even after all these years, Turn Down for What is still one of the most unhinged music videos! Thank you @djsnake and @LilJon!

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Amazing!

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@TheEbonyMaw @TheManlet_King You need to watch The One.

While you’re at it check out:

1. Romeo Must Die

2. Cradle to the Grave

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Even my wife thinks this is stupid and she loves GTA.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Players may need to learn how to maintain a relationship for GTA 6.

• Optional romance story between Jason & Lucia - managed by having the two spend time together outside of missions

• Ways to strengthen the relationship include going shopping, visiting hair salons & doing robberies together

• Ignoring text messages from the other may negatively affect your relationship

• When playing as one character, you can summon the other to help out

(Source: https://t.co/yVVfP9QC8S)

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@DiscussingFilm Even my wife thinks this is fucking stupid, and she loves GTA.

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Robot must’ve had an “Usain Bolt” fall off from its’ hip!

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

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Fascinating!

[Ryan Ferris @thegoodtimeline]

We've been cooking this for 2 years.

HOW TO NAVIGATE THE SINGULARITY - trailer

A washed-up news anchor befriends an AI orangutan. S.A.N (@MycelialOracle) is real: TED, beside the Man at Burning Man, Rainforest Foundation US board.

All shot IRL on cinema cameras. No gen video.

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@GovBobFerguson you literally and legally cant you absolute stupid fuck!

8 U.S.C. § 1623(a), enacted in 1996 as part of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act says a person who is not lawfully present in the United States cannot receive a postsecondary education benefit on the basis of state residence unless the same benefit is also available to U.S. citizens who live in other states.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

Washington state won’t be bullied into changing how we provide opportunities for young people in our state. We’ll see them in court, and we expect to win.
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@MetaM00 @PsyopAnime This song would’ve been MUCH BETTER for the video.

[Larry Jones @QuanFlix_]

RIP Peter Cullen

[Sun Wumao #FREEEMALL ☭🇵🇸🍉🇭🇹🇨🇩 @tzion_sinned]

Lighting up one for Peter Cullen tonight

[Gustavo Mendez @GustavoM3nd3z]

@Frosty2495 this one, Outlaw Star and DBZ Deadzone were my favorites

[Stigs @StigsAnthony]

@Frosty2495 Here's one for The Big O

[Tony Hawk Tuah’s Pro Spitter 1+2 @Frosty2495]

An underrated aspect of Peter Cullen’s legacy was him narrating promos on Toonami for shows like Tenchi Muyo

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The world's oldest café has one item on the menu.

It has been in Kyoto since the year 1000.

Not the 1900s. Not the 1800s.
The year one thousand.

It's called Ichiwa. A tiny tea house by a shrine gate,
run by the same family for 25 generations.

They sell aburi-mochi: little rice cakes on bamboo skewers,
grilled over a charcoal fire, covered in sweet white miso sauce.

That's it. That's the menu.
It has been the menu for a thousand years.

When this shop opened, Vikings were still raiding Europe.
The samurai class didn't exist yet.

And a family in Kyoto lit a charcoal fire
and started grilling mochi for tired pilgrims.

That fire has customers to this day.

Reporters have asked the family the secret
to surviving a thousand years.
The answer is almost embarrassing in its simplicity:

they never expanded. Never franchised.
Never added a second item.
They decided one small thing mattered,
did it perfectly, and kept doing it.

For a millennium.

My favorite detail:
across the street stands their rival,
a shop selling the same mochi since 1637.

Four hundred years old,
and the neighborhood still thinks of it
as the new place.

An order costs about three dollars.
You sit on a bench by an old shrine,
and you eat the exact same warm, smoky sweet
that a dusty traveler ate in the year 1000.

Some countries put history behind glass.

Japan hands it to you on a skewer
and asks if you'd like more tea.

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What the fuck is happening this week!?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Peter Cullen, famously known for voicing Optimus Prime for the 'Transformers' franchise, has died at 85 years old

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You can never have too much Xenomorph!

[xenomorph 🦑 @lifeisbreezy]

ALIEN EARTH S2
ALIEN ISOLATION 2
ALIEN ROMULUS SEQUEL NOT SHELVED
ALIEN COVENANT SEQUEL ANNOUNCED
ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN

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