Martin Lawrence

veni vici vino

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

@turtology @Polewka123 How come Artemis II launched from their front yard?

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Puss-kas

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Lionel Meowssi 😸🥅⚽

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@mikeysmith @mutablejoe I think I have an album by them

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@GlennyRodge Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never get the door handle caught in my trouser pocket when I enter a room

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@19ronnie57 Lucky pink pants

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@JDNOPICS My first NO gig. The gig that changed my life

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

Finally got to see @Trueorder1 at Kentish Town

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

@almurray Long Haired Lover From Liverpool by New Order

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

Cauliflower cheese. (Lights blue touch paper and stands well back)

[Jah Wobble @realjahwobble]

Today I am 37 years clean and sober ….one day at a time …best thing I ever did. Hugely indebted to those that helped me along the way .They helped give me a precious human life, full of love, with the luxury of choices, not one blighted by addiction. If I can do it anyone can❤️

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

Being asked if you are a senior at the turnstile. The first time I was asked I was 45!

[Former Romford Chairman @Borolife]

What makes you fell old at non league football. The dressing room music. The new 18 year old who tells you his Dad played for you or something else ?

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@FACT290 I have asked for Lonesome Tonight. Suitably mournful I think

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@RJHern @SoVeryBritish I think this improves it

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@JohnnyGiles It brings back memories of my late dad who used to call it Tales of the Bleeding Obvious

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@fac383 @acrmcr @macmillan_ross @BoroSw15 Brilliant gig tonight

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

@SimonFarrier1

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The BBC have suspended Gary Lineker until he apologies and agrees not to post anything critical about the Government on Social Media.

If you stand with Gary Lineker against the Government and the BBC. RT and Like this post to show your support for him.

[Martin Lawrence @MartoDLawrence]

Me, standing beside @GaryLineker

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@neworder