Marto

Take me home United Road.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Just found out Calvin Klein is gay.

I've been paying double the price my whole life for underwear with a gay man's name on it.

[Dr Rowena @footsoldierRow]

Add Ol Kalau to your road trips destination we be supporting those businesses and buying their produce. They have fought for their land!

[່ @pxrcyishim]

they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Even as a rival fan you have to admit, this Rice goal is one of the best free kick goals in UCL history https://t.co/ZBXWX9p2Ub

[Dubii @dubiiladd]

I was having a bad day at work then I opened twitter and the first post I saw was Gabriel missing his penalty against PSG and I smiled

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 2 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

This is like that thing men do when a baddie rejects them, then they post their wife and kids on their Whatsapp status, with some whack caption.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BB! @BBMCI77]

ساعة كاملة من ركلة جزاء غابرييل

استمتعوا 🩵 https://t.co/HlmRgKANGO

[Anny_Licha 😂 @Annychizzy]

Football is one special sport. Tonight Manchester United fans were French. In two weeks time, we will be Portuguese 😂

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

You can only stay guided

[Marto @martojk]

What a load of bollocks 🤦🤦

[Marto @martojk]

https://t.co/ZcFUULI7Iz

[Phil @bamwinejnr]

What worries me is that we don’t even have enough hospital beds in this country incase Arsenal loses the league 😭

[Softboy @softboywin]

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

You know how long you have to go without electricity to do this?