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Martin
@martooner
Comedy writer.
Toronto
Joined November 2011
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Martin
@martooner
about 5 years ago
@ChrisCopeComedy
I buy a bran muffin everyday from my local bakery. I'm their most regular customer.
#dadjoke
Martin
@martooner
43 minutes ago
@MannGeorgia
@BBCRadio3
Georgia, love your glasses!
Martin
@martooner
about 8 hours ago
@DrGuitar
Yes. I'm Not Alone.
Martin
@martooner
about 9 hours ago
@CalendarGirlBot
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@ChampneyLisa
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@rayzhell18
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Canadian ๐จ๐ฆ Author. Cartoonist. Logistics ๐ #BlueToTheCore ๐ #Resist #TorontoBlueJays
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I Make Art For No Good Reason. Comedian/Wordsmith Filmmaker/Cartoonist. 1x @midnight Finals. No Hack RT's! https://t.co/Nn7op1vv0A
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@GoodTimeRusty
Speak to me in gibberish or donโt speak to me at all.
Martin
@martooner
about 10 hours ago
@OldSchool80s
Never surrender. Corey Hart.
martooner's tweet gif.
Martin
@martooner
1 day ago
@MannGeorgia
@BBCRadio3
@TheGesualdoSix
Monteverdi meets The Beatles: The Madrigal Mystery Tour.
Martin
@martooner
1 day ago
@kelly_ques
I can say "Thank you." in 28 languages.
Martin
@martooner
2 days ago
@kelly_ques
Spoke to Ken Thomson who was Canada's wealthiest man at the time. Even told him a joke.
Martin
@martooner
2 days ago
@AgathaChocolats
Nice watch, nice ring.
Martin
@martooner
2 days ago
@AgathaChocolats
It's lonely out in space.
Martin
@martooner
2 days ago
@AgathaChocolats
Fake The AI Train.
Martin
@martooner
2 days ago
@AgathaChocolats
Ground control to Major Tom.
Martin
@martooner
4 days ago
@kelly_ques
Niksen. It's a Dutch idea.
Martin
@martooner
4 days ago
@ThatEricAlper
I flunked naptime in kindergarten.
Martin
@martooner
4 days ago
@EricIdle
Eric, check out today's Bizarro cartoon.
Martin
@martooner
4 days ago
@CTVIanWhite
Read the book on The Littlest Kobo.
Martin
@martooner
4 days ago
@MadelnCanada
If a tree falls on Parliament Hill does anybody "Hear! Hear!"
Martin
@martooner
4 days ago
@Q107Toronto
The Beatles Do Pride: Gay Tripper. She's Got A Ticket To Pride, I Don't Care. I Get Bi With A Little Help From My Friends.
#PrideMonth
#Beatles
Martin
@martooner
5 days ago
@ThatEricAlper
My Mom introduced me to Taj Mahal.
Martin
@martooner
6 days ago
@MadelnCanada
Martin
@martooner
6 days ago
@ThatEricAlper
On a lawnchair listening to a transistor radio. Most likely CHUM FM.
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