Martin

Comedy writer.

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@ChrisCopeComedy I buy a bran muffin everyday from my local bakery.
I'm their most regular customer.#dadjoke

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@MannGeorgia @BBCRadio3 Georgia, love your glasses!

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@DrGuitar Yes. I'm Not Alone.

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@CalendarGirlBot @WitchCovenTags @ChampneyLisa @teatime75ghost @SadlyCatless @rayzhell18

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@OldSchool80s Never surrender. Corey Hart.

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@MannGeorgia @BBCRadio3 @TheGesualdoSix Monteverdi meets The Beatles: The Madrigal Mystery Tour.

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@kelly_ques I can say "Thank you." in 28 languages.

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@kelly_ques Spoke to Ken Thomson who was Canada's wealthiest man at the time. Even told him a joke.

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@AgathaChocolats Nice watch, nice ring.

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@AgathaChocolats It's lonely out in space.

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@AgathaChocolats Fake The AI Train.

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@AgathaChocolats Ground control to Major Tom.

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@kelly_ques Niksen. It's a Dutch idea.

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@ThatEricAlper I flunked naptime in kindergarten.

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@EricIdle Eric, check out today's Bizarro cartoon.

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@CTVIanWhite Read the book on The Littlest Kobo.

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@MadelnCanada If a tree falls on Parliament Hill does anybody "Hear! Hear!"

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@Q107Toronto The Beatles Do Pride: Gay Tripper. She's Got A Ticket To Pride, I Don't Care. I Get Bi With A Little Help From My Friends. #PrideMonth #Beatles

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@ThatEricAlper My Mom introduced me to Taj Mahal.

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@MadelnCanada

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@ThatEricAlper On a lawnchair listening to a transistor radio. Most likely CHUM FM.