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[mart smith @martsmith85]

No man should ever have to smell another man’s shit. 🙈🙈

[mart smith @martsmith85]

@LegacySiu Ibrahimovic

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Wayne Rooney has blamed his vasectomy on Mr Tumble (character from the CBeebies) 🗣️

"I hate Mr Tumble. I had to sit through it 4 times with every kid. It's got to the point now where I just can't. He's the reason I've got the snip. I couldn't have another kid to go through it again!"

(BBC)

😂😂😂

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[mart smith @martsmith85]

Just awaiting to be picked up to come home…. Sad times saying goodbye to the Spanish sun for another year. Had an amazing week with my g’s.

[mart smith @martsmith85]

Nothing beats a morning site dump….

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

🤣 best thing I’ve seen all year

A Migrant tries to hitch a ride to England .. but the trucker is heading towards the Alps in France… ( Sounds like Peter Kay Laughing his head off ) it’s a long way back to Calais

Comments on TikTok .. saying truck driver is a Racist & Cruel

[Kiera Diss @KieraDiss]

Perhaps the Muslims in our country could learn a thing or two about assimilation from our Sikh brethren 👳‍♂️

[mart smith @martsmith85]

@AVFCOfficial Wank

[God Save Great Britain @GSGB01]

Don't listen to the mainstream media when they say thousands of 'far-right thugs' were protesting in London.

The truth: Up to to 3 MILLION decent, hardworking, fed up British citizens were out on the streets to UNITE THE KINGDOM.

History has been made today. 🇬🇧

[Gabriella 🏆 @gabsavfc_]

generational mark goldbridge crash out about onana 😭😭😭

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Kids and husband were stressing me out so I told them I was off to an induction day for some voluntary work I was interested in. Actually got on a train to the seaside. Had fish and chips, spent a tenner in an arcade and ate ice cream on the beach.

[Charlie @Charlanardo]

He looked absolutely phenomenal at Wimbledon and now he looks like my Auntie.

[mart smith @martsmith85]

This uefa mascot is a pain in arse

[mart smith @martsmith85]

Ashamed to be English at the minute….. everywhere you look

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"Immigration is killing Europe"

President Trump says Europe should 'get their act together' regarding immigration

https://t.co/TC2ROCLFmu

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

When the police thought this guy was in fancy dress as Hulk Hogan, one of my favourite clips ever… 😅

RIP Hulk Hogan! ❤

[mart smith @martsmith85]

Don’t think there is anything worse than being in a site toilet and smelling someone else’s shit!!

Fuck me Roy what did you eat last night!! 🤢🤮

[mart smith @martsmith85]

This country is an absolute fucking joke……. We are literally a laughing stock!

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

This is absolutely brilliant… 🤣👏