Martin

One monkey, one typewriter.

[Axio 🔶 @axiochrono]

We need a national initiative to explain to the British public how pensions work. So many old people seem to believe that all their National Insurance contributions over the years went into a little personalised money pot in the bank with their name on it.

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-27
Paul McGrath → Raphinha
400 pts · 4 conn · minimum · 3/3 lives
Connections 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪
Lives ■■■

https://t.co/qEPhR0yUKP

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@Shuttsapalooza @Callum_TH

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@90sfootball Oyvind Leonhardsen

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@FootballCliches Trevor Chalobah. Top side backup player or mid table starter.

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@90sfootball Actua Soccer

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@Millar_Colin Can I buy Deivid Washington please, Todd?

Yes you can, Todd.

…

Both me, that’s not me in bed with another bloke called Todd.

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@benrileysmith That’s not a four day week, my guy.

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@oasis Bring It On Down
Columbia
Slide Away

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@LordFootyTips Reduced to 2.75 for me, still worth it?

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@_motherslug The Nice Guys

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@LondonEconomic

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@lizziedearden Did she set fire to a bin and fling it at police to keep warm?

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@AshandyTemi 56 + 30 -1

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@LouisHenwood What exactly did they expect to be different when they voted for him?

[Thomas Feaheny @ThomasFeaheny]

There are more club appearances in the #EURO2024 final squads for Alfreton Town, Darlington & Weston-super-Mare than Bayern Munich, AC Milan & PSG

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

@England Phenomenal finish!

[Martin @MartTweetsStuff]

The best football montage ever made. Still brings goosebumps.

[LADbible @ladbible]

6 years ago today, England beat Columbia on penalties to advance through to the quarter-finals of the World Cup

What a moment 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tides of History @labour_history]

Rishi after earning his first million…

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Where does Man City's four-in-a-row rank in the all-time greatest sporting achievements?