marrrrrrrta (roll the R)

I mean I think I’m funny

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

MAGA went from “vaccine passports are fascism” to “why aren’t brown people walking around with their papers?” in just a few years.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a shocking announcement, after declaring he knew nobody from Project 2025, Donald Trump just promised to put Project 2025’s author, Tom Homan, in his Administration. Retweet so all Americans see this and know Trump will implement Project 2025

[marrrrrrrta (roll the R) @martuh_b]

@trixiemattel Where your husbands body is buried

[marrrrrrrta (roll the R) @martuh_b]

Eric Prydz: HOLO (Nov 22/24/25): https://t.co/teDEEq5DYi

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

10yo me with a pretzel rod

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and of course needless to say in addition to everything else there's the submersible

[marrrrrrrta (roll the R) @martuh_b]

@sizehelpteam hiiiii I was sent the wrong size on a recent order please help :)

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

I'm 💀🤣🤣🤣

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i would be unrecognizable to myself from six months ago (new jacket)

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m hard at work in the lab researching and developing a better attitude

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

For a member of the royal family to admit this publicly is staggering

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

Andrew Tate arrested, Tory Lanez found guilty. I just know the incel alpha males are throwing up & shaking

[marrrrrrrta (roll the R) @martuh_b]

It’s so wild how many clients come sit in my chair, spill their juiciest relationship tea and then simply stay with their horrible partners. Im foaming at the MOUTH to hear these stories, but everyone needs…and I can not stress this enough…to be in therapy.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s sooo important to go w ur mom to stores

[charlie @chunkbardey]

u remember a word like bashful and all of a sudden ur like wait im feeling bashful

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

if i send you "📝" it means
sam, the first night at bed when you left,

[charlie @chunkbardey]

walking around. and by the looks of it i’m not the only one

[marrrrrrrta (roll the R) @martuh_b]

@stevendecarlo Omg who made this