Mar Dro

lawyer ; artist ; twitter lurker

[Mar Dro @martwat]

Retired from drunk poetry. Now I’m only here when caffeinated past midnight.

[Mar Dro @martwat]

@PastorDScott yup

[Mar Dro @martwat]

Let’s see what Weight Watchers has to say about Popeyes

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Let's go girls send tweet

[John @iam_johnw]

Aaron Rodgers going to instagram after seeing drew Brees comments

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

This MF......

[Mar Dro @martwat]

horrified at the thought of how many people will add podcasting to their list of hobbies after this quarantine.

[Mar Dro @martwat]

Just made knowing eye contact plus nod on the subway to the other man listening to “Stupid Love” on repeat loud enough to hear through our headphones. #LadyGaga #StupidLove

[iain robertson @yoiain]

you: let’s get this bread

j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let’s catch this rye

[Mar Dro @martwat]

#cnnnye give me more drunk Anderson Cooper! #LoveHim

[Harvard College YDSA @HCYDSA]

When did your candidate stand up for LGBTQ rights?

Bernie: 1972
Buttigieg: 1982 (birth)
Booker: 2007
Castro: 2009
Warren: 2011
Klobuchar: 2011
Gabbard: 2011
Biden: 2012

[Mar Dro @martwat]

If you don’t have a purse or bag to zip up, how do you signal to the person in the aisle seat next to you on the train that you need to get off at the next stop? #socialanxiety

[Púca 🇵🇸 @pucamusic]

I’ve been laughing for an hour

[Mar Dro @martwat]

@RoyalFamily @realDonaldTrump @foreignoffice @ClarenceHouse @NATO DID ? HE ? PHOTOSHOP ? HIS ? HANDS?

[Mar Dro @martwat]

.... did? ... he? ... Photoshop? ... his? ... HANDS? .........

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

📷An official photograph of
Her Majesty The Queen, The Prince of Wales, NATO Secretary General and
Heads of State and Government from countries who form the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation.

[Mar Dro @martwat]

@GuyFieri

[Mar Dro @martwat]

“Im not gonna be the guy that rips a Crawfish head off and suck the tummies out” -jord

[Mar Dro @martwat]

There is a time cut off I have yet to learn in #WholeFoods where the concept of reasonably priced disappears and I find myself saying “$8 for organic seems reasonable.” #millenialdebt

[Mar Dro @martwat]

To think I spent all that law school money to take a couple hundred years worth of Constitutional Law only to have it be irrelevant in less than a decade. And yet somehow Geometry survived... #ConstitutionalCrisis

[Mar Dro @martwat]

Those in glass houses shouldn’t get two birds stoned.