Marty Flava

Paleontologist, father of three, footjob connoisseur, certified sex addict, retired harmonica player

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These New Jersey Guidos gotta go #gabbagool #shrinkthegame

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Shrink

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True bro true

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@th3drunkbastard 😢

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@lickingmytaint Your fat af

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Matt Labroli here

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@ShayneQuilted Dude wtf

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@ShayneQuilted Playing hard to get I see

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Absolute chills

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@ShayneQuilted Elmstone you know this is my favorite beer… you drink rumple and water so your opinion does not matter

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@th3drunkbastard No because you are not outside. Grounding has to be done outside.

-Marty Flava

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BV:

Is it still considered grounding if you’re standing on turf?

Please discuss. #LANK

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@Wellsdumpsack67 Got the burning tree polo, lots of racism and sexism going on at that club and I love it

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@TimothyJones92 Gotta keep the chest a little hairy it’s a nice blanket when they cuddle with you

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@lickingmytaint Stfu

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Peewee football halftime waiting for a mom to bring us the orange slices

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Ex walked up to me at the bar and said “look at me right now and tell me that you do not want me to have your babies”

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Kick who off the plane??

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@lickingmytaint I studied a broad, her name was …

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My ex is fucking a black guy on the football team. I dropped a girl because she likes puzzles and only has two bodies. The only girl who likes me lives in a different state and is my friends ex gf

In-N-Out burger and fries animal style