hannab

[hannab @martyimscaared]

thankful for a mother who will hammer the ice chunks off of my car when it’s 2° out

[hannab @martyimscaared]

i’ve been on twitter for almost half my life

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes i get mad and grumpy at my cat for waking me up before i’m supposed to, but then i remember that i do it to her all the time just for a kiss and she’s never mean to me for it… much to think about i guess

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[Mr. Emotion @mr_e_motion]

Sent this to a friend who just had her wisdom teeth out

[. @goldskinned__]

I see JD has studied at the trump school of not answering the fucking question. #VPDebate2024

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

me on the groupchat after 8pm
https://t.co/vgUetcZCHw

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[hannab @martyimscaared]

@midwestoner1 @Gsb_Esq or friendly reminder !!

[hannab @martyimscaared]

425°

[ranch pudding @i_need_eggs]

what’s everyone’s favorite oven temp? mine is 375F

[hannab @martyimscaared]

surrounded by cowboys