Señor L

I've always wanted to tattoo HOLD FAST on my fingers but I abhor pain. Unrelated:I work in San Francisco and ride BART. A lot.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Fun fact: You know the Rick and Morty “Decoy Family” episode? Basically, Rick makes a decoy family to get killed in his place. Only the decoys make decoy families too. It turns into a bloodbath.

THIS IS HOW THE NEW COVID VACCINE WORKS!

There’s a Decoy Receptor to trick Covid.

[Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon]

lmao twitter disabled the stock price view widget for tesla and *just* tesla

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

If the jacket fits…

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

raise your hand if you'd like to see Jared Kushner testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain his secret ties to Bone Saw Arabia and Qatar and the Emirates and just how much he and his sleazeball father-in-law profited from it all

[RΛISINI ライシニ @raisini]

@elonmusk This poll is fake. He was already told to step down as CEO by his Qatari & Saudi investors if he wants their money.

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

@elonmusk Put up a poll asking if people want you to resign.

[Señor L @martylew]

@elonmusk of course you should step down, you dolt

[FriendlyKozak @KvotheTheArcane]

Downfall: Elon’s Free Speech Edition.

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

It’s incredibly difficult being a climate scientist in this society, at an emotional level. We can see the future, it is terrifying, and we are being ignored

[L.A. TACO🌴🌮 @LATACO]

R.I.P to our friend, P22. Photo from 2014.

[Jason P. Woodbury @jasonpwoodbury]

“Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.”

Happy Philip K. Dick Day (December 16, 1928 – March 2, 1982) to you and yours.

[Hayley Miller @hayleymiller01]

Happy Create Your Mastodon Account Day to all those who celebrate

[Annalee Newitz is @[email protected] @Annaleen]

RT @[email protected]
The folks at Locus Magazine, the trade magazine of science fiction, fantasy and horror, are soooo close to hitting their fundraising goal for the magazine. The fundraiser ends tonight (12/15), so, an incentive: Get the fundraiser to $75k by (1/2)

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Elon Musk in The League of Extraordinary Brittlemen

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

how long before they track down and suspend everyone who booed at the Chappelle concert