Martyn Rees

International Playboy (retired)

[Joanne Grey (she/her) @mrsjoannegrey]

Laughing out loud in Yo Sushi and getting funny looks….

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

I can't stop watching this

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

As somebody who meets their fair share of young men involved in crime, I am glad this brave MP has revealed an uncomfortable truth.

Not a day goes by without reading a Pre-Sentence Report in which a robber/drug dealer/murderer attributes their downfall to women playing Dr Who.

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Peppa Pig taking wing... https://t.co/T8JfBbix7y

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Utter embarrassment. Can’t he just go away and never come back, and the country admit it has made a dreadful error, pick up the pieces and move on.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Boris Johnson promised last year that everybody in the UK will "get the care they need in their old age but won't have to sell their home to pay for it."

Tonight he will tell Tory MPs to vote to make some of the poorest homeowners in the country sell their homes to pay for care.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

How have I never seen this before? Hilarious.

[Chris @ChrisGoGodfrey]

Whoever did this is a genius 😀#Jesse #TheFastshow

[WETHERS00NS_not @WETHERSP00NS]

Doing the 1.2 mile walk to the Wetherspoons toilet choking for a jobbie.

[Brendan May @bmay]

One of the greatest #letters ever written. 👀

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

"How do we know which train is ours?"
"It has gravy written on the side"

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Nowhere to run to, Prime Minister. 🎵

(Location: Downing Street)

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

My thanks to @CharlotteHawkns and everyone at @GMB for allowing me the opportunity this morning, hugely appreciated.

#SewageScandal #Sewage

https://t.co/FPS78BOOyj

[Free Nazanin @FreeNazanin]

Day 14 #FreeNazanin

[Jon Snow @jonsnowC4]

Fabulous meessage from the United Nations on the eve of COP26 Seriously brilliant! Don't miss it!
https://t.co/Tsdc45tKGr

[Robert Rees @Rreesrugby]

Are you a Welsh rugby club who still has tickets to any of the 4 autumn games?

Either message me or drop them below and we'll create a thread and hopefully someone will pick them up for you.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Please watch this. Prof Ashton knew in March 2020 how dangerous the situation was as a result of govt inaction. Note Stephen Barclay in the background. The man who said on @bbcr4today today we could only say now the govt it got it wrong 'with hindsight'. I am so angry watching it

[Tim Shipman @ShippersUnbound]

Here are some questions we can ask:
1) Why is the commissioner still in a job?
2) Why don’t you get some professional PR people who have the vaguest notion how to sound human?