Martyn Hoyer

Internet nerd, likes taking photos, motorsport fan and lover of trance music. ISO 8601 date format and sentence case enthusiast.

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@KitchenAid_UK hi, I was served an ad on Instagram for discounted mixers yesterday but can’t find it now. Did the promotion end? Was about to make a purchase!

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@EngineMode11 @DanSN117 7 days too late with that joke… 🤣

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@JasonKn99664124 How did you honestly expect that to go? Did you really think they’re going to thank you for a thread of pedantic snipes criticising their work (which was made clear was a quick turnaround and unfinished), when they DIDN’T ASK FOR IT?!

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@adambsilver Good to know it is possible! Hopefully I’ll get there one day!

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@adambsilver In an ideal world (and I don’t think I’ve ever fully achieved this) I’d like to get some requirements (from product I guess), build a prototype in code, then collaboratively iterate on the design from there. Maybe call it a design sprint or whatever!

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@dailysportscar @FIAWEC @stephenk22 I think Richard Mille needs to have a little chat with his daughter about inclusion...

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@AhLovejoy @MartinHaven @antdavidson @dsceditor Skechers sponsorship?!

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@adambsilver That’s a great point actually! I’ve been arguing with points around pasting/autocomplete/screenreader/voice control feedback but people just not looking at the screen is a super simple example which feels less niche. Thanks!

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@EngineMode11 https://t.co/iqwazjMqXE

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Here’s where that flying tire impacted in turn 2
⁦@IMS⁩ #indy500

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@seaotta @jh3yy Before turning mostly to Technic I was mad for the pirates stuff. Got a couple of medium boats and an island/port then it was the best day ever when I got this one. Very lucky boy!

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@EngineMode11 @DanSN117 €0.99 maybe

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@DanSN117 @EngineMode11 These lads at the Ring know what's up. Wonder how much their sofa was?

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@piccalilli_ @jaffathecake Was gonna say the same thing, curtains appear to have come back around… saw a few pairs in London today

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@chilternrailway Perfect, thanks!

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@chilternrailway Hi, I have advance tickets for 16 May KGS -> MYB at 06:36 and 17 May MYB -> KGS at 17:21. Neither service running. What do I do? Do I have to change them? There are services available that suit my schedule, but all pretty much double the price.

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@holly

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@elibelly @notbrent @appjsconf I was not expecting that much hair!

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@Homebase_help Thank you!

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@Homebase_help Hi, I'm after some of this paint https://t.co/C347AsXEIb but it seems to be out of stock everywhere... do you know if it's coming back any time soon or is it discontinued?