Martyn T. Stallard

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[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

Just found out that this is no longer being made. This is my final bottle. Had my first taste of it years ago @BrewDogCardiff and I’ve been hooked ever since. I will now dedicate my life to trying to recreate it. For science, for humanity, for hot wings.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

It doesn’t matter how well hidden your Easter eggs are, Zombie Jesus knows where they are. He always knows. Eat them all, eat them now.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

Plasters on heels,
two pairs of socks.
It’s time to break in my new pair of Docs.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

@ellardent Yeah, watched T2 and Dark Fate back to back recently and it really sours them.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

Birthday, stinking cold, cancelled D&D. Humbug.

[Empire @empiremagazine]

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[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

I tend not to miss people very much, but right now, listening to this, I miss my mum very much. Alzheimer’s can get absolutely fucking fucked.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

In my happy place watching Peter Gabriel’s Secret World Live. Great concert and it reminds me of my mum so bloody much. She was awesome.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

@girlonthenet Made the switch in May after reading this. Thanks for the inspiration.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

Rewatching the finale of @Questingtime ‘cos I miss it and I’d completely forgotten about @RufusHound and the Vimto. Amazing.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

It’s the same bunch, they’ve just swapped hats.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

@narrator83 I wish I was you! So happy that you found something good in that performance. I’ve always hated the recent idea of The Master as The Joker. For me, you can’t beat the cold minded Delgado.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

I didn’t think it could be done but he did it! That glorious bastard did it! He made the worst episode of that amazing show that I love! Positive energy!

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

Hearing some crazy reports from HoC: Mogg has opened some sort of portal, it’s swallowed Braverman whole, Shapps has split into several beings and Truss has completely vanished. There’s also something on fire, possibly a bin.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

@therunningandy @cardiffbites Using a truck is probably cheating though. Let’s imagine I said trick.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

@therunningandy @cardiffbites The truck is to get in front of everyone BEFORE they start tripping over. It’s simple science, Andy.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

It’s taken a fortnight but I’ve got around to working out how the heating works in our new flat. I will now treat this as dangerous and forbidden knowledge.

[Martyn T. Stallard @martynstallard]

@helipad_138 No royalty checks so far.