Martyn Stewart

[Dunfermline Athletic @officialdafc]

We’re pleased to announce our next Fan Forum will take place on Wednesday 30 September at Hugo’s in Dalgety Bay.

This time, we’re taking the Fan Forum out into the community, with Dalgety Bay our first stop. 👋

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[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@davidcoldwell Far too early when Parker was ahead. Poor poor stoppage!

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@BBCSport Boxing is shite now. Terrible stoppage.

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

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[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Starting and running a business in 2025 Britain - let’s walk through it.

You’ve got a good idea, managed to save a few quid to invest and want to give it a go. Let’s say it’s a cafe.

Generate wealth, create jobs and contribute to your local economy. Great idea. You just picked the wrong country to do it in.

Registering the damn thing is complicated enough, and that’s the easy bit. Next up is the bank account? You’re treated like a criminal and it takes week - opening a cafe, not a terrorist cell.

You manage to find a premise, good location. Oh, it costs a fortune. Rent through the roof and you’re forced to pay thousands to the council. For what? The filthy high street? The rapid customer service? Hmm. Yet another rip off. Inspections are a nightmare, it’s never-ending bureaucracy from people who have never created anything in their lives.

But somehow you get it off the ground and things go well. You need to expand, hire someone.

Ouch. PAYE, national insurance, pensions, HR policies, health and safety risk assessments. One wrong step and you’re facing an employment tribunal. Is it even worth the risk?

It’s becoming more and more expensive, and risky, to hire people? Why bother?

Maybe you try and get independent contracted help. Ah. IR35 puts a stop to that. We wouldn’t want any flexibility now, would we? That would make too much sense.

Your accountants already cost an absolute fortune. They’re bleeding you dry just so you comply with the layers and layers of regulations.

But let’s say it’s gone well, and your hard work is paying off. Turnover hits £90k. The dreaded VAT threshold.

That means if you essentially then have to start charging VAT. That means everything gets 20% more expensive for your customers. Or you are forced to absorb the costs. Or you deliberately make less money to stay below the threshold. Just brilliant.

Maybe you want to keep the cafe open later? Serve some alcohol? Have some music on?

More licences. More costs. More inspections. More bureaucracy. Why bother?

Waste collection even costs a fortune. Remind me, why are you already paying the council? You try and ring the council, you’re on hold for 30 minutes. Brilliant. Customers are waiting. You finally speak to someone. They’re rude, and haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. They promise they’ll get back to you, but they only work four days a week and on Thursday they’re working from home. No answer, you have to chase and chase and chase.

Incompetence reigns.

Right. We’ve got through all of that, now you want to pay yourself? Not unreasonable is it? For working 16 hour days to get the business off the ground?

Corporation tax slices your profit down. Maybe there’s some left. Dividend allowance has been cut, so there’s less to take there. Tax rates are up too. Hmm. Okay, well let’s take a small salary and some dividends. Maybe you’ve got student debt too which takes a large chunk?

It is brutal.

Even making money costs money. It costs to deposit, it costs to accept card payments.

No holiday, no protection, no respect. All risk, and you’re treated like dirt by the Government.

You look at it all and just think, why bother? Why not work for the public sector as some irrelevant bureaucrat obstructing everyone else? Get 60k, 35 days holiday and you can literally never be sacked. What’s the point? Why take the risk? Just do that instead.

We desperately need to back British enterprise. Reward those who take all of the risk. And actually, support local businesses where we all can.

We should be slashing corporation tax, doubling the VAT threshold, increasing personal allowances, abolishing business rates for high street small firms, reducing national insurance contributions, cutting tax on salary/dividends, brutalising red tape and PLENTY more.

If you do these things, you will generate MORE tax revenue. It is really not a complicated principle. Does Reeves understand that? No. The woman is clueless. Absolutely clueless. She does NOT understand what she is forcing on business owners. Let’s see if she can run our cafe for a week. Absolutely NO chance.

I’m with the men and women who build businesses, create wealth, and generate opportunities.

They have my full respect. The politicians running our country certainly do not.

My message to our cafe owner? Keep plugging away, it will get better.

Please know that at least one MP is fighting for you in Westminster.

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@blairanderson35 @glasgowgreens @scottishgreens So will this money be spent on iPad WiFi on holiday, lifts to the pub, incompetent deposit return scheme or changing the signs on toilet doors?

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@scothospgroup @SNPforGlasgow It’ll be used to pay for IPads on holiday, lifts to the pub or replacing the signage on toilet doors 🙄 nothing will improve for tourists or our daily lives because the current government are corrupt and incompetent.

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@JohnSwinney It’s not free. This is utterly embarrassing and it’s exactly why people are moving towards reform. Wake up.

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@CllrBenParker @CllrDanHeap Are you stupid? Do you know what she brought to the economy? Do you know how much she donated to the food bank? Simple answer no, because you are clowns 🤡

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@markruskell It can though 🤷‍♂️ it needs addressed 💯 however we’ve had a lot more pollution during the Industrial Revolution. India, china etc not making any moves, I reckon we 5 years in Britain will make very little difference to the worlds climate?

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@blairanderson35 Seems easy because you’re a pleb that doesn’t understand basic economics.

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

https://t.co/Fbe0TnFrvJ Great wee present for someone.

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

Lower VAT to 10% for the Hospitality Industry - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/J7WL1CeVK8 via @UKChange

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@JohnMasonMSP @scothospgroup How on earth do you know that particular restaurant is doing well? Have you seen their outgoing costs? Or is it just an ignorant comment?

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

I agree that Scottish hospitality should have parity with English on rates relief. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/nPkanXwTYb via @UKChange

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@JaneyGodley He stole 11k of tax payers money, probably worthy of news until he’s rightly sacked 🤷‍♂️

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@OlafSNP No one is proud of Scotland right now 🤦‍♂️ the government has done nothing for the country in the past 18 months

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@EddieHearn @DAZNBoxing BORING 😴

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@scotgov Shambles

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

@MhairiHunter @innes_noru Shows how clueless you are about business 🤡

[Martyn Stewart @martynstewart80]

What a result 👏

[West Ham United @WestHam]

WHAT A WAY TO WIN IT!!! ⚒️