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I don’t know what I am still doing here

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Love the little Winnipeg💙

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Had she lived past 2009 my girl Bri would have turned 38 today. I wish she was here so much. The one death I’ll never really accept- I still dream about her &part of me feels she will come back one day.

Yay unresolved grief

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

I have so much high end eyeshadow and i get overwhelmed and just pan a $4 elf eyeshadow bar instead. Im going to hell

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

I get it bad in march 😭

[: @sn0oozey]

I might be the only person on earth who gets Seasonal Affective Disorder during summer instead of winter

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Sucks having to work nights when your kids cry for you and beg you not to go. Also having to do SAHM mom stuff all day. I still ran 30 miles last week

I’m fucking tired

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Late night, come home 🏥

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

lol my degenerate bf picked me up and my parents drove me 😭

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Who else had their first job before they were old enough to drive?

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

These moments make me feel like I’m straight up tripping on nostalgia and I live for them

[τ @temiekele]

you ever hear a song you haven’t played in years & suddenly your entire life from that period comes back in fragments?

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Yeah these ppl are fun

[Big J @BigJ16633]

Old footage of Jelly Roll has gone viral again after he dropped a shocking admission that his wife Bunnie Xo is free to cheat because of his weight, while admitting he hands her $150k every month just to stay and swearing divorce is never happening 😳

“She’s allowed to cheat cos I’m fat now”
“I know we’re never getting divorced”

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

I can’t wear enough blush I will straight up contour my face with it

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

3:25am and I’m home in silence/pitch black playing stardew valley

These moments will always be worth not sleeping for 🫜🫐🍒🍑🥥🍅🍆🥦🌶️🌽🥕🧄🫚🐶🐱🐷🐣🐮🐑🦆🐴🐠🦀🐉🪴🍄🐚🪸

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Try 2x a day minimum

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Y’ALL DO LAUNDRY 3 TIMES A WEEK????

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Mine started at birth and has continued to 37 🌸👛🦩💕🐷🍉

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Every girl had a "pink obsession" phase, right??

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

If I don’t run after work I will just fucking stew the entire drive home. Fuck an SSRI this is truly my answer

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Memory or written directions or you looked it up on Mapquest and printed it out and read the papers as you drove 😭😂it seems absurd now

[Realistic Poetry International @RealisticPoetry]

Is anybody on here older than GPS? If so how did you make it to where you were going?

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Ppl say you don’t lose weight from running but you really do ⚖️🫶🏻

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

So fucking true lol

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

people who say they like animals more than people are usually not good people

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I'm disgustingly self aware. There's literally nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent ample time reflecting on.

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

@haggardbones Honestly there is nothing wrong with salad lol 🥗🫜

[bubblegum🛸👽👾 @martyrfish]

Computer class in 7th grade and my teacher cried and I had to be told what the world trade centers were.

[Jessie @ojessie__]

Who remembers what they were doing the morning of 9/11?