Marty Sloane

Does anyond read this?

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

Yo @sheetz, you should add samosas to your made to order menu. Perfect fried snack and I’d go hard on those on a road trip.

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

Please follow my #bestie on YouTube

https://t.co/sMPtxDkahR

#BFF #Ilovemyfriend @ncrealtorrachel

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

@jennifer_owenby I love fall-ing in love with you. 😎

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

Calzone - but you use naan as the dough and filling paneer tikka masala.
@GuyFieri - wyd?

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

My hope is one day my dog improves to become the second worst dog in the neighborhood

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

Do you think in our lifetime there will be a @SpaceX and @netflix collab to make a nature documentary of the moon?

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

Anyone else’s parents clearly not know how to cook Brussels sprouts?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The space race of the 1960s was fueled by American tax payers. This space race is fueled by non-tax payers.

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

I haven’t heard the term “doom scroll” in a long time.

I’m happy with this.

[Arielle Nissenblatt (sounds like 'this & that') @arithisandthat]

A podcast where parents try to explain what their adult children do for a living

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

Your state is cool and all, but Texas has two giant 70ft+ statues of their founders.

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

@jennifer_owenby 🎊🎉🎉

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

This has to be the most popular brand of mask.
#32Cool

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Does this count as “cancel culture?” https://t.co/HLlub8WNV5

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

I love spring #daylightsavings so much I celebrated it a day early this year.

#SunlightAfter7pm

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

@MATTHEWLICARI I went once a few years ago and I still haven’t read all the menu yet

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

@jennifer_owenby I look like 23 in mine

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

@jennifer_owenby I like your new profile pic

[Marty Sloane @MartySloane]

@BeyondMeat fajitas need to be a thing

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?