Albert Chou

Don't listen to the noise. Life is easier than you think.

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

It takes what it takes.

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

The Carolina Jr. Hurricanes are heading home with the trophy in hand as your 2026 @ChipotleTweets-USA Hockey Youth Tier II 18U 1A National Champions!

#USAHNationals game recap: https://t.co/dX5iG1524E

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@FrankBr05713205 Hell yeah

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@robbysoave Everyone I meet is like everyone you meet, Robby.

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

If the 'Canes win it all, I will get a tattoo of Stormy slaying a Knight for the Cup.

Easy day.

[Not Dave Canales @NotDaveCanales]

For my final act: If the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo of the Stanley Cup. Make me do it @Canes!!!

Shoutout to Cleopatra Ink in Raleigh for the amazing artwork and the friendliness showed. They are huge Caniacs as well and couldn’t wait to do the tattoo for me. https://t.co/CgJJrj7DpL

@BarstoolBigCat @SaraCivian @PardonMyTake @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @PFTCommenter @ryanwhitney6

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@indynerd @CBSNews If evasion carried max penalties similar to attempted murder, would fewer people run from police?

Restated (typed) for clarity.

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@DKThompson Jon Xynidas

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@thesamparr Double KB clean deep squat. Double KB lunge. Cossack Squats. Knees will bless you. I'm 46. Feel like a cat!

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@AliceBunnyland2 Your friend circle is terrible.

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@SevierlyBlessed Ground Pork 3.99/lb
Green Beans Whole 2.99/lb
Rice $1/lb

Soy sauce, garlic, onion, honey, salt, pepper chilis

Garlic honey pork w/green beans and a cup of rice.

Easy $3 per meal. We use some variation of this daily for a family of 5. Weekly grocery < avg $300

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@marshal How do you like Raleigh area so far?

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@omgsidewalks Bertha, Gertrude, Maude

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@realEstateTrent I encountered these in Singapore. No lines anywhere.

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@HelenGuo_ How about oil change, brake shop, tire shop., etc.

How have automotive services done?

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

Good

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

624,915 new companies registered in a single month—an all-time high— according to a new business formations report. https://t.co/OPHaJ8CzlW

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

@engineers_feed An app that charges a toll fee for telemarketers when I accept their calls.

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@Polymarket Glorious

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@KobeissiLetter @imalecrobinson a few trilly after ~2years

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@AlexesNakamoto @RabidPeanut: Banger

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@WifiMoneyPlant The dealership and salesman makes more if they can sell you a loan.

[Albert Chou @albert4waves]

I failed to hold this.

Buy my course.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

This 100 year old bulldozer company is up 4,350% just because of AI.

And if you invested $100,000 in Caterpillar during the dot com crash, today it would be worth $4.5 million.

While everyone was buying tech stocks, a company that makes bulldozers and excavators quietly delivered 43 times your money.

Caterpillar just reported Q1 2026 revenue of $17.4 billion, up 22% year over year, crushing Wall Street estimates of $16.5 billion. EPS came in at $5.54 against an estimate of $4.63.

But why a century old equipment manufacturer is suddenly an AI company?

Every AI data center being built needs massive uninterrupted power. Caterpillar makes the generators, engines and turbines that supply both primary and backup power to those facilities. Power generation revenue jumped 41% to $2.82 billion, with most of that growth directly linked to data center demand.

Caterpillar's order backlog just hit a record $63 billion, up 79% from a year earlier. Those are confirmed orders stretching into 2028. The AI infrastructure buildout has years left to run and Caterpillar is booked through most of it.