Marty's Comedy Club

The club has been terminated by the landlord. Sorry I missed you... Marty
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During Covid, there was a run on toilet paper. People were trying to save their ass!

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I found an injured owl on the side of the road. I took it home and learned something about owls. They taste like chicken!

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I want to look younger so I shaved my pubes

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I predict that Trump wins by an ear

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Don't piss your money away on Depends. Nike Diapers, just do do it!

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Innocent by reason of insanity

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If the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit

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I enjoy an occasional drink throughout the day

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My grandson just started school and is very bright. They use him to light the broom closet

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When hot chicks grow old, they become fried chicken

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People ask me if they should go short, or go long the market, and I advise them to go shlong

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He's sharp as a tack... A real pinhead

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I've been working hard at hardly working

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https://t.co/iYULeY17bp

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LGBTQ and sometimes W

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Sensei took away my white belt and exposed my gi-wee!

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I'm addicted to AA meetings