MartywithCats

Pre-87 metal. Zyn-fueled, freedom-loving military anon. AUKUS & INDOPACOM supremacy. Ride the lightning, crush the dragon. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇦🇺#PriorityTheater

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@TriciaOhio 👑

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This is exactly why I never took so-called “new metal” seriously.

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Visual depiction of the Army’s TMT system.

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Like is hard. It's harder when you're stupid

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@TriciaOhio 👑

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Me leaving the co-located club after beer-mogging the Norse Pagan Chaplain on dollar domestics night.

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

I have one of these in every room of my apartment. Seethe harder #haters

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the marlboro lamp goes so hard i need it so bad

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

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[Tricia McLaughlin @TriciaOhio]

As the USMCA is being renegotiated, @POTUS Trump understands that Canada needs to step up and do their part to stop criminal activity on the border.

The US has leverage— it's time for Canada to answer for its failures.

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

I fired up a lung dart in the Pentagon courtyard recently using an oil lamp I brought from home as a lighter. A group of off-duty @PFPAOfficial officers gave me a standing ovation.

#Leadership

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

Further proof that #EUCOM has jumped the shark.

#IndoPacific #PriorityTheater

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Please also consider this design @ecb

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

[adds to commanders reading list]

#Leadership

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

If you do choose to read The Odyssey, I strongly recommend doing it in the original Swahili.

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

#DiversityIsOurStremgth #Togetherness #IndoPacific

[Pubity @pubity]

Malaysia's Minister of Religious Affairs has sparked international backlash for claiming too much work 'turns you gay'.

He believes that severe overwork and stress leads you toward an "LGBTQ+ lifestyle".

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@TriciaOhio 👑

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This is the type of self help I log onto this website to engage with.

#WisdomWednesday

[Alyona @askaya]

Men, if you see a girl crying, ask her if it's because she's fat.

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

#FreeGail

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Florida postal worker arrested for allegedly stealing animals along her route and had 70 cats in her “hoarder” home.

Gail Giustino, 77, was arrested by the Martin County Sheriff's Office for allegedly having 70 cats and an undisclosed number of dogs she would steal on her postal route.

Sheriff John Budensiek said it was the worst case of animal hoarding he has ever seen in Martin County.

"Do we want to arrest a 77-year-old lady? The answer is absolutely not."

"If we believed she was truly an animal abuser... we would try to bury her under the jail."

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@TriciaOhio 👑

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I don’t care that RAM costs $5M

#CatDadProblems

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@KILLTOPARTY

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Nice font choice…

[Andreas Storm @avstorm]

Coca-Cola unveils a new global brand identity

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

“Courage isn’t having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don’t have strength” - Napoleon Dynamite

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Taco Bell visits plunge nearly 19% below average, as customers avoid the chain amid fears its lettuce could cause parasitic explosive diarrhea.

[MartywithCats @MartywithCats]

@3d_Marine_Div @USMC Who is the PAO on this account!?! Straight 🔥!!! #LikeAndSubscribe #IndoPacific #PriorityTheater