Marvin A

Mentally Artistic, A spiced Twist to life. Ongeza KaRoyko kwa Umbali.I'm 🇰🇪, You can't me

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Utapata sisi waluhya tumesema Isukuti for 1Million Years na Kumbe ni mkoloni aliambia mtu huko #Khwisero It’s Good….😊

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

You break the broke then the broke breaks ypu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cheating on your diet @capricorn #capricorn

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

@kalshi

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Ameapologize na RangeRover na apologize na mguu ndanj ya dontire-Sikubali kuwa mslow #MambaUniversity @kingmambaOF

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Adding Ondong’ chodha to my Vocabulary today at the #MambaUniversity #Crocolotion @kingmambaOF

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

The best of all abilities is ACCOUNTABILITY

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

A moment of pleasure doesn’t equate to happiness , stop getting things confused

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Huku Mamba University week 2 of classes ,
Crocolotion 7:33, Mimi nimslow
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

We can now officially move from “mwecheche” to “dontire”, … thank you Mamba.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

It’s officially time to stop using the word #Mwecheche

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

I’m saying this on behalf of everyone can we please stop using the word #mwecheche #mwejeje…. Extremely overused

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

The realest life-hack is realizing there’s actually no life-hack but just doing it to the fullest each day, be it 1% or 100000%. And staying Grateful regardless.

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Those who translate superstitions, when you scratch the middle of your hand it meant you are getting money soon. Na ukijikuna maskwembe inamaanisha nini? #Kenyanese #Swahili #kenya

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Get to a point in life no one asks you, “ Unadhania wewe ni nani, coz you know exactly who you are”.

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

The way they ask for you number,smile and thank you -acting like they’ll treasure it with their lives only to discard n forget it immediately.
I am they and I add a little spice to it by totally forgetting your name too.

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

@FOXSports @foxone what’s with you broadcasting the coach camera for 80% of the game… yet you are listed as the official broadcaster of the #WorldCupMedia #worldcup2026 #fifaworldcup2026 ? And your commentators on the bench are extremely boring too…

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

@MikeSonko https://t.co/gm5s8AeN6z

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

Ushagundua, ukikunywa pombe hata ujaribu kufungua macho na nguvu aje hazifunguki…
Only one way to find out

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

@CarrefourKe @GlovoKenya_ What happened to the Tatu City ,Ruiru carrefour listing on glovo ? We’d love to order but cannot

[Marvin A @marvanjere]

@GlovoKenya one moment we have carrefour ,Quickmart and naivas in the tatu city area ,next thing you know -nothing . And your agents on chat never have answers - munakimbizana na kplc kufanya rationing of goods n services?