F9

biggest L taker.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

MESSI COMPLETELY MISSES THE GOAL ON HIS PENALTY!

It was his chance to become the all-time leading scorer in men's World Cup history 🤯

[Tosin Adebayor @Adebay0r__]

Head of in house security for 49 years and can’t afford a good life ??? You will fear Nigeria capitalism by force !!!!!

No his son trying to uplift the man is now seen as a Good Samaritan. Wow

[F9 @marvd1st]

@xceptional_77 Whali you don start pp nothing you wan tell me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭.

[child of the sea @xceptional_77]

Pp guys for edo/delta dey use this detox ish cash out😂😂😂

[F9 @marvd1st]

"Luckily, I'm not a feminist"

A dumb female

[PERKY🌹 @badgirlpeckie]

Hi Zlatan, My name is perky, I’ll love to model for your brand, I’m 5’6 and luckily I’m not a feminist 🌚
Hope to here from you soon x🖤

[F9 @marvd1st]

@xceptional_77 @amah_kevin @StatiSense Werey, Imagine say your men dey go work, dem for no dey top table like this 😭😭.

[F9 @marvd1st]

@amah_kevin @StatiSense @xceptional_77 We need hang the people wey dey top table. 50% of the problem go reduce😭😂

[yinkyisamazing @beyond_oyinkan]

My first call in O&G, I assisted 3 caesarean sections. Each time I was told to pull, I lost a bit of my mind.
Wdym I am not pulling hard enough. This is someone’s tummy 😭😭😭
Children should worship their mothers.

[Dr Mohammad Usman Suleiman @mohagirei]

ANOTHER DOCTOR ASSAULTED, IN FMC OWO!

…And a Doctor was Assaulted by a gang of ??Patient Relatives at FMC Owo.

Being diligent at work, patriotic and humane cannot be traits that attract this kind of treatment to our best and brightest in this country.

Of course everywhere is quiet.
Of course everywhere is silent.

If the perpetrators of this dastardly act won’t face the music, the Government must be accountable and take responsibility.

@officialABAT @officialSKSM @SenGodswill @SGFAkume @muhammadpate @SalakoIziaq @Fmohnigeria @channelstv @ARISEtv @tvcnewsng @daily_trust @MobilePunch @LeadershipNGA @vanguardngrnews @PremiumTimesng @nationalnma @mdcan_ng @nard_nigeria

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Man wtf

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[Yoodee™ @UdodilimC]

@wedefin Here's my meme submission!
I hope you all enjoy the video as much as I enjoyed it @wedefin #wedefin

@KhenJourney
@onlyonekudi
@marvd1st

[$UPER$TARNOBAP @satizzlestmg]

GOD NO GOT ME PASS MY MAMA ABEG

[$ilva 💸 @TheSilvapr]

Zlatan invited his secondary school classmates to a 3 days reunion he hosted in respect of his 31st birthday.

He has been with them in the GC despite being one of the most famous people in the entertainment industry and Nigeria at large.
Zero discrimination, everyone was comfortable and didn’t have to see him as a “boss” or a “celebrity” in that moment.

He went for a show in Ibadan and came back to join them on the 3rd day.

Some of you suddenly develop memory loss as soon as life favors you. You exit GCs and end friendships you have built for years just because life has put you in a better position.

All of a sudden, your trying friends are no longer on your level. You only want to network upward instead of sideways. You don’t want to associate with your Day 1 friends again because apparently, they are not on the same level as you anymore.

Former poor people do this a lot. You’ll think they have not experienced poverty themselves. There’s this disdain they have for their struggling friends as soon as they touch good money. You no longer want to hang out with your “friends” because they are not ballers, or because they can’t spend like you. You ridicule them because the last time you went out together, you paid their bills.

These same people will go to the club and buy drinks for random girls they just met just to impress. They spend around big boys to get into their cliques but one thing you don’t know is that, those big boys see it as famzing. You can never be one of the boys you didn’t build with.

I want to tell you that, that is not a way to live life.
If life dey favor you, no reason your friends wey dey try their best less. You are doing well today doesn’t mean your friends will struggle forever. Life has a crazy sense of humor.

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

My brother you know every o. My hope is that maybe this tweet might save some people from allowing a carpenter perform heart surgery on them. Too many people with takes.

[Yoodee™ @UdodilimC]

When you land on AlphaNeural AI,
one of the first things you see is the vast AI Assets Marketplace.

Take for example Qwen:
A multilingual LLM now hosted on AlphaNeural, available for seamless use.
But that’s only the start.

The platform supports a variety of asset types (models, datasets, agents), so whether you need an LLM, a vision model, a custom agent, chances are, there’s something for your use-case.

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What I love about using models on AlphaNeural:
>> You don’t have to set up servers or manage complex infrastructure, deployment, usage, and licensing are handled through the platform.

>> Everything is transparent and on-chain: ownership, licensing, usage, it’s all verifiable and secure. It removes a lot of the friction and risk usually involved in AI model deployment.

>> You can pick what you need: maybe a language model, maybe a model for image or video, maybe a specialized agent. The marketplace gives flexibility and variety.

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Whether you’re a developer building a new app, a researcher experimenting with AI, or just curious about what’s out there, AlphaNeural’s marketplace of models makes it easy to plug in powerful AI without the usual overhead.

@AlphaNeural doesn’t just give access to models, it gives freedom.

If you want a place where models are ready when you are check;
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#AlphaNeural #AIModels

[City Protocol @cityprotocolHQ]

Crypto gave builders the freedom to stay anonymous.

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City ID is giving builders the reputation layer they need to play in the IP game.

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[F9 @marvd1st]

I got my City ID on @CityProtocolHQ to be rewarded at the IP Capital Market.

Claim yours before it's too late 👇
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[F9 @marvd1st]

@TrickyDao @spicenet @pieverse_io https://t.co/GRrftzOFM0
For spicenet

[Okechukwu Franklyn 🇻🇦 @_Francleen]

In 20 medical students, 15 will make FirstClass in biochemistry