The Mayor of Simpleton

I am the King of Wishful Thinking and the Queen of Comparison all rolled into one.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@SavagRepublican @ma1ybe Oh, look, a dude telling a woman how she's gonna feel because of his eternal dude-dom. Fuckoffouttahere with that, sheesh

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@Rosaria__lxm @ma1ybe I was asked such questions at each and every single little pre-vasectomy appointment, including the day of the actual procedure while I was laying down on the table getting prepped.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@thegoblinzonemi My brain legit ties Rodriguez-Lopez and John Frusciante together most days.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@keroseneheights WEIRDWEIRDWEIRDWEITDWEIRDWEIRD

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@XS0NTREES I don't **want** to agree with this because ❤️Title Fight❤️ but at the same time I'd 100% mash that button like my life depended on it with no regrets whatsoever.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@FullBlownMltdwn The Stars Hallow news crushed me. I just really got into them the last few months. Boo, hiss.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@FullBlownMltdwn @realBSaints I now have what I presume to be the melody to "The Very Sorry Song" in my head. Calvinball forever, yo.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@itsrosesm Meh. More rainbow cake slices for the rest of us.

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@thegoblinzonemi @captainjazzband Checked out The Product specifically because of this post and ***FUCK*** was I impressed. Thanks for sharing your good taste!

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@thegoblinzonemi Lowlife still goes on playlists I make in the present. Such an absolute gem -the vocal hook in the chorus is pristine.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@FullBlownMltdwn Lovedrug was dope as fuck. Militia Group also gave a shot to The Holy Fire which forever indebted me to them.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@omwsoon This really is all kinds of awesome.

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@thegoblinzonemi Lived in Colorado at this time - Flobots did some cool things with a nonprofit org I was employed at back then. Band was awesome live, and great folks, too.

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@MainHeiner @FullBlownMltdwn Have **only** seen them on the Francis tour - one of the best shows of my life!

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@FullBlownMltdwn Saw them live a few times on this album - such great shows!

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@SirEmoBunny @FullBlownMltdwn I bet they're the same two as mine, heh.

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@FullBlownMltdwn Duuuuude. My respect level for you just rose even higher. I burned this record into my brain when it came out!

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@thegoblinzonemi @SLNTPLNT I was more like, Kieffer with short hair WHUT?!?!

[The Mayor of Simpleton @marvelous_weird]

@FullBlownMltdwn @ResiliaBand @cape_crush @weird_nightmare @heyilyforever @lovelostPA @CinemaStare @stanfordsays @tlwr_mi @TinyVoicesWI @ElephantJakeNY Weird Nightmare record is fucking boss. That Tiny Voices single is great, too.

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@keroseneheights https://t.co/ztzB4pfE3p