friend: “I don’t remember what spiders taste like but ants are so spicy”
me: “like fire ants?”
friend: “no regular ants they’re so hot they taste like cholula”
“My best friend is the worst 😂” a thread:
So last night me and my boyfriend were going to the cinema, somehow he and my mother convinced me to watch “the Nun”...
I was just watching a video on twitter then a notification from @lilschwartzie popped up I thought that lucky person caught that on screen record but no Lisa actually liked MY tweet 😂 it wasn’t the video at all 😂😂 I love her 😂😂 she’s amazing!