Mr. Toad

Whimsical dilettante.

Formerly a delightful, fat Tibetan Macaque

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

It's criminal that almost nobody knows the show Mrs. Davis even exists.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@WurzelRoot I'm not sure what's so hard for people to understand that all of the toxic examples you see on social media is a very small fraction of the population, you're just seeing it because of social media posts going viral.

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

This boomer got to live out his generation’s fantasy of drowning the youth over a minor inconvenience

[Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano]

Who is still using whiskey stones?

[Wayfarer @wayfarer679]

This was essentially also the dynamic of the civil rights movement

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

I've never seen anything this crazy personally but there are a ton of boomers who think they own the water off their lake front property which is insane. I've experienced hissy fits but nothing this insane.

[Kuleshov @EffectKuleshov]

It’s sorta poetic that right wingers identify so strongly with a guy who went crazy because he wasnt allowed to literally fling his shit everywhere

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

>Boomer buys property for cheap
>Dumps sewage into hole rather than get a septic tank or sewer hookup
>Fights a NIMBY battle, loses
>Sells property for 10x what he paid
>Wrecks millions of dollars of damage before his death

No wonder people idolize him, he was peak boomer.

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

Can you really be fighting the system by complaining about noise to the EPA while dumping raw sewage off your property?

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

Watching their argument and realizing that I am both of those men at the same time.

[John Barten @john_barten]

When you look back at "China, IL", they pretty much nailed what it feels like being indifferent to something that's beloved and/or critically acclaimed. @AdultSwimNoCon

(Note: These are actually Brad Neely's thoughts on "Toy Story 3")

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@AlexCTaliadoros Part of the benefits of promoting positive racial bias for your in-group is the ability to break the rules without people assuming that you're doing them with the worst intentions. Nobody saw a white guy jumping a fence to get a ball and thought he was up to no good.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@TheDougFiles That's actually the most Bond shit ever.

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

"You've been on birth control since you were 13... to prevent acne?"

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@punishedtoad89

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@RebeccaNav32795 @VictusThraex Oh I don't care about this issue with the God of War game at all, it looks fine. I was just making a comment on a common sentiment.

[Toad @punishedtoad89]

Performative racism is worse than woke

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

In 2017, my teacher brought in a former student who was running for Congress. 20-something who was inspired by Bernie etc.

Everyone was asking him softball questions about gay rights, "tax the rich" etc. so I asked him a basic foreign policy question. He couldn't give an answer.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is just what an age gap looks like

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@Unassociat19772 This is the kind of thing kids should be going through when they're 13, not 18.

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

@RolloRouen Definitely the first one.
https://t.co/5wR6Beyqkn

[Mr. Toad @MarvelousMrToad]

The thing we should all be learning from this is that women use the word "rapist" extremely loosely.