Marvellous

[Chi Di🍀 @Paulechidi]

"Your mates are getting married"

Anyone getting married at a time like this no be my mate o, na senior citizen them be.

[Neche @Ne_c_he]

God settle down create Nigerians 😂😂😂

[Ntobeko 🌸 @Ntobeko_Njomane]

When a married man hits on me, I assume that he thinks I’m stupid, loose, & desperate

[◉⁠‿⁠◉ @f3ranmie]

bro, civic education nah one of the most stress free subject for school 😭

you go just dey spam “honesty, integrity, transparency” go😭

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

you joined twitter
↓
you didn’t understand
↓
forgot about it for years
↓
came back randomly one day
↓
you got addicted

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

One thing I like about women…

If they don’t like you, they rarely touch you. No hugs, no random touches, no unnecessary physical contact.

They’ll treat you like a plague.

[Olamilekan @_financeintel]

It is really hard bro

Person wan cook egusi soup, red oil na fake, they don add dye

The non-stick pot wey you wan use cook the soup sef na fake, they say e dey cause cancer

You cook soup finish, you say make you buy fufu use chop the egusi, the fufu na fake wey they don use detergent ferment

You wan chop life small add soft drinks, the coke na fake

TGIF, you go one lounge go chop life, alcohol na fake

Mosquito bite you, malaria drug wey you wan use na fake

The water wey you wan use take the drug sef na fake

How person wan take live long?

Na God hand everybody dey like this oo

[ＶＯＹＣＥ @voyce__wrld]

All the days of my life ❤️😇

[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

According to the way I planned my life from secondary school, today was supposed to be my swearing in ceremony as Governor of my state.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I’ve got my mind made up
And I won’t turn back
Because I want to see my Jesus some day

[Barakat Ewatomi a retired corper💜 @Everything4Ewa]

"I love cooking"
You no go ever hear am for my mouth
Ko possible

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nowadays you can't even go outside and roam freely, because you may end up in someone's vlog.

[Sam. O. @Sammyporsche17]

Me whenever I see you and your heavens baby

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

Me core.

[Drbensings🇬🇧 @Drbensings]

Please teach yourself to not borrow money

[Never Give Up @ceepeter081]

Wtf 😂😭

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

"i don't understand" is literally the first statement that comes out of my mouth in a weird situation.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Why are you slim
You wey fat you happy?

[zara. @zaraasadiqq]

i would never send someone a gift and expect them to pay for delivery, did they beg me for the gift??
what if they don’t have the money to pay for delivery for the gift THAT I DECIDED TO GET THEM??? it doesn’t even make sense.