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[Yehgha @yaygha]

Two people are broke, guess who society shames for it?? 😂😂

Two people are still living in their father's house at 25, guess who society shames for it?? 😂😂

Two people don't own cars at 28, guess who society shames for it?? 😂😂

[Confidence Ufuoma Adjarho @globalconfy]

Masturbation is literally: "I don't care how my day or week goes. I just need to feel something for 5 seconds." And that 5 seconds is costing you your peace, your sensitivity to God, and your self-respect.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Dating a white girl is cool until its you vs. the state of virginia

[SPY @spyderrmann]

There was never a second , minute , hour, day, week , month or a season Messi was better than Ronaldo im talking about football ability wise .

[Thando Zulu @Thando_tz]

Kunzima eRes😂😂😭

[oddsagainst 🎲 @zzz_zenas]

sehhhh

[melchi @nbkmelchi]

money wey i dey save for dave concert na wetin i use restock my kitchen today, na who dey alive go sing raindance.

[JADON @whopls_]

Dem no dey use anger bounce back...
You go fess calm down learn your lesson well..

[Chi juma @chichi9947]

Girls, don’t let anybody make you feel like you won’t get a man because you’re a feminist. I’ve had at least 2 boyfriends who support feminism and this current one is a feminist. You just have to find the right men.

[EZE🇦🇷🏆 @EZE0042]

You had an accident then
Micheal Jackson helps u out of the car

[JBT @UtdJBT]

This is gayer than kissing a man 😭

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

even the person who's not ready will get ready if you're the person they want

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

if person fuck up one day, make you try remember the days wey he don try for you

[Wikid footy @wikidF]

Messi fan: 'Messi deserved the 2023 Ballond'or cause of WC'

Normal person: Then why didn't Iniesta win it 2010

Messi fan: 'Goals Mattered'

Normal person: Then why did Modric win it ahead of Ronaldo in 2018,

Messi fan😭😭

[MARVINNN @MARVIN_SPITS]

@Ceenuminati it just means you are a really bad person or a bad teacher

[C££N• @Ceenuminati]

"No student has ever passed my course with an A or B before"

Is that really something to be proud of??

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🗣️ Mourinho in his new documentary:

“During my time in Spain, I felt like time stopped and all eyes were on the best.

The best Barcelona, the best Messi, the best Cristiano, and the best Real Madrid.

Guardiola. Mourinho. It felt like a script.”

[Frases @DisseFrasess_]

pq o twitter é tão bom

- modo noturno
- sem parentes
- memes
- tretas
- ngm sabe se vc tá online