Marvin Washington

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@AHS_Warranty 5 year customer, 1 service request in the last 2 years and YOU WONT EVEN CONNECT ME TO THE CANCELATION DEPARTMENT?!
Do I just need to put a stop payment in with my bank to cancel??

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

still getting text updates informing me of a delay on my LAS->ABIA flight from YESTERDAY from @SpiritAirlines. 3 hours waiting on the tarmac yesterday and 4 texts reminding me TODAY

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@selenastan18 @PopCrave Based on how it rolled off his tongue he uses it regularly

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

Seems it’s time to move on from @WyzeCam and switch to @SimpliSafe or @Ring. @WyzeCam refuses to replace a $35 faulty doorbell camera that went unresponsive. Customer support “regrets they cannot replace the device”, but would like to offer $5 gift card!

Ring or SimpliSafe FTW?

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@Ticketmaster your support is a joke. What a scam. “Accept tickets” email comes from @ticketmaster.com, but y’all say you can’t help me? Awfully shady considering the email came from YOUR domain. This will be the LAST time we use Ticketmaster FOR SURE.

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb when I told my 5 year old son he was going to have a baby sister he said he wanted a big brother

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb you got this dickman

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb shel Silverstein is the author who wrote where the sidewalk ends and a light in the attic

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@DebOKeefe @101x Deb get you a ninja foodie. You can pressure cook the chicken and it will literally shred itself

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb Tesla has a truck they are comingn out with https://t.co/TsDVQ5N6wg

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb don’t lie pie eater

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb carne Asadi is marinated steak flame grilled, guisada is saucy

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb Jason you’re thinking about adult film star and popular milf Kendra Lust...she has lust army 🤣

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb fake eggs are powdered eggs in a box. They served them to us in Iraq and Kuwait when I was deployed

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb Deb, how do birds sing without words? Even my 7 year old sided with Jason here

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb she’s quitting on my birthday? Come on man! Seriously though congrats... I started a new job downtown yesterday!

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb who’s the real a-hole? The person who invites a guy to a baby shower

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb it’s west side story...”say it soft and it’s almost like praying, Maria, I’ll never stop saying, Ma-ri-aaa”

[Marvin Washington @MarvInManor]

@JasonAndDeb eye of newt is from Robin Hood men in tights