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Shower Thots

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My favorite morning stimulant is Perineum Sunning

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

OG Anunoby is in another universe right now

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@ThaPharmacist He was really out of it and REALLY drunk/high to the point where it impacted her performance.

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You even mentioned the fact that Prince did shows in Baltimore in 2015 as a way to have his art bring joy and distraction to a city that desperately needed it. Make no mistake, Minnesota needs it.

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Last night we saw someone who let the indulgence in substances become more memorable than the substance of their performance.

You had a close relationship with Prince, and over the years, Minnesota has developed a relationship with you.

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If you forgot a birthday present for me, go outside and touch grass, eat an egg, then unfollow this account

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I have lived in a place for over the last year where I can see the stars and my taint almost every single night, clearly.
And it will forever change me. I urge you to put yourself in a place where you can see the all parts of you each night, for as long as you are able.

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If she don't "HAWK TUAH"
I don't wanna "TAWK TUHA"

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People make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers and I have gonorrhea

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glissant lorsqu'il est mouillé

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When people French kiss, they’re creating a 60 foot tube between two buttholes

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When you sit on the toilet, you’re connecting your butthole to a citywide network of buttholes

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The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

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Scooby Doo is a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know and trust.

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Still stuck in the mud at Burning Man. Call me crazy but this has been my favorite Burning Man.

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I got a handjob from a deaf person, I think that is technically oral

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Plugged the toilet at this girls house. Stole the toilet. Problem Solved.

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Is there a word, a single word, to describe the phenomena of “fucking around and finding out”?

There must be, in some language. I’ve yet to find that out. I have really been fucking around.

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It’s bound to happen. Give me Morbius 2

[Kraven The Hunter @KravenTheMovie]

Once you’re on his list, there’s only one way off. Aaron Taylor-Johnson is #KravenTheHunter – watch the red band trailer now. The hunt is on exclusively in movie theaters October.

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@KravenTheMovie

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I feel targeted. Taco Bell is a staple of my nutritional Pyramid. This is profiling at its core.