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[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Whenever it takes me too long to park I feel like I'm failing all women

[﹐ @MahomesPR]

Legally changing my name to Jalen Brunson

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

AHHH GO CRAZY GO STUPID

[Isabel🌻 @isabelunraveled]

Literally just do things when you think of them

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

You know you posted good when you get hit with one of these

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

what y’all know about down by jay sean?

[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[blaire @pissshit90001]

They did surgery on a grape

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart

[meowllie (comms open!) @pureolliebranch]

"oh man how do i develop a navigation device that compensates for the rotation and tilt?"
the humble gyroscope:

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

forgot the attachment in my email then forgot the attachment in my follow up email

[HENNY.𖦹⋆🇫🇷🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱 @PINK44RRARI]

um i think the spurs trynna draft me yall idk…

[eve @bubblegumbword]

I have gaydar but for being able to tell when someone is an only child

[Cody Main @cmain7]

the food scientist was in their bag developing these. there are drugs that aren’t this addicting.

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I love seeing how weird I can get when talking to new men Like how far can I take this rn…